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    “Do you really think Shen Qingqiu would want you to live like this?” the traitor said.

     

    “Don’t presume to speak of him to me. He is gone, and my will is my own.”

     

    “Yeah, I just mean like. When he’s back.”

    This is how Luo Binghe spends time until Peerless Cucumber is reborn, a very long time after he dies on Maigu Ridge.

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    "It’s a fucking shed in our kitchen,” Geralt said. “Everyone else who answered the ad took one look at it and left.”

    “Yeah, that worries me,” said Yen. “What sort of a person would actually want to live in that thing? What if he’s some kind of weirdo?”

    “Should have thought of that before renting it out."

    Yennefer and Geralt have been living together for ten years, madly in love with each other & both unwilling to make the first move. Strapped for cash, they do the only logical thing; install a garden shed in their kitchen and rent it out to Jaskier, a 24-year old guitarist in a folk rock band and freewheeling disaster. They don't expect to catch feelings. They don't expect their new flatmate to overturn their carefully constructed, platonic domestic bliss...

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Alice Goom makes her choice.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    It had ended with a parody of a wish. Astarion once would have given anything for Cazador dead. He wished it to every god that he could name. He wished it in the dark of the tomb, and he wished it in the rotting dormitories, and he wished it when people moved their bodies in his. He wished it for centuries, until the wish had become white noise to Astarion’s life.

    And then, in the year 1492, the fates, laughing at Astarion, cursed him with his wish.

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    In which Astarion keeps resetting time to find a timeline where Wyll lives with his soul intact.

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    14 May 2026

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    “Oh,” Essek says, and a tremulous smile comes to his mouth. “That’s wonderful. You, ah.” He licks his lips. “You understand what happened?”

    Caleb nods. “Ja. Clone spell. I don’t – things are a little blurry. But I . . . must have died?”

    A ripple passes across Essek’s face. “You did,” he says quietly, with a rasp to his voice. “Just now.” He swallows audibly. “I barely made it here in time."

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