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Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara Ara
By cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself woken up as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into something that will not only keep me from an early grave, but also how to change it to a force of change in this messed up world.
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04 Sep 2026
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也可以叫《忍者过家家》 （笑）
面对族内愈演愈烈的催婚，和勾引族长儿子的指控，带土和止水两人都需要组建一个稳定的家庭关系。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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03 Sep 2026
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It takes a Village to make a relationship--Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing.
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- Part 1 of Making Arrangements
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02 Sep 2026
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Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."
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Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.
At least it won't be boring.
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31 Aug 2026
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“I'm going to marry you one day.”
Itachi was amused by her, “don't I have a say?”
“Of course, you have a say,” Naruto said with a nod, her pigtails bobbing, “in the wedding planning that is, but make no mistake you will be the husband of our wedding.”
Just a cute series of connected one-shots of Naruto and Itachi getting together.
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31 Aug 2026