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Never Let No One Man Worry Your Mind by cimorene for scifihobbit
Fandoms: Singin' in the Rain (1952)
19 Dec 2015
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"Cos! Thank God you're alive, I thought my double act was about to become a single," Don said. "Where have you been?"
"In jail," Cosmo whispered back, "Happy birthday."
Don clapped him on the shoulder. "Thanks; you're a little late, but... in where?"
"Keep your voice down," hissed Cosmo, just as a hail of applause blew the curtain back and practically deafened him. "In jail."
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The Affair of the Private Affairs of Miss Lemon by cimorene for KathsAvery
Fandoms: Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV), Poirot - Agatha Christie
20 Dec 2014
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"I wonder why Miss Lemon hasn't married," said Hastings presently.
"Indeed, Hastings?"
"I mean, she's not bad-looking!" said Hastings. "As a matter of fact, Poirot, she's a very attractive girl."
"Oui, mon ami, and she has also the filing system most excellent."
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The Midnight Council by cimorene for Bexless, waxjism
Fandoms: Bandom, My Chemical Romance
14 Mar 2013
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Gerard, the child of a forbidden love between vampire and werewolf, ascends the throne of werewolf clan Wajdra at the tender age of eleven. The political situation between the dwindling numbers of the werewolves and their ancient enemies, the vampires, is precarious at best, and when his vampire mother and brother retreat to Transylvania, the only one Gerard can truly trust is Frank, the little werewolf cub who swore himself Gerard's liegeman the very day that they met. Gerard and Frank are raised side-by-side in the castle in a political tinderbox, but as Gerard's coming-of-age approaches, a war between vampires and werewolves looms ever nearer, while humans encroaching on their territory threaten both with extinction.
Abandoned WIP (see Notes).
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John was barely listening to McKay anymore at that point. "So let me get this straight," he said. "You're proposing a bargain."
"Yes, that was a beautifully concise and pointed summary. You seem to have a real talent for that," McKay drawled.
"I would marry you--actually get married to you--we would be spouses--"
"Yes, yes, yes, holy matrimony, husband and husband, yes."
"And in return you would pay for all the medical care my mother needed."
"I think that's the point. Yes."
"So we would get married, and then I would, what, I would be your wife? You'd install me in your mansion somewhere and I'd cook dinner, keep the place tidy, go along as your date to parties, fuck you sometimes when you got horny?"
- This is an abandoned WIP from 2005! See Notes.
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It's not like Tyler's never gotten a surprise blowjob before, it's just that everything about Dylan is kind of more surprising. Which, in all fairness, might be because Dylan is secretly a werewolf.
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A bafflingly long-winded, cosy domestic world of fluff! In this universe, MCR never existed. Gerard threw himself into art instead of music after 9/11, Frank owns an indie record label, and Ray is a studio musician.
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Angst, nature, flash-backs and -forwards, and purple prose.
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From just having a butler and a personal hacker, Lara didn't necessarily think she would be hand-picking the elements of--well, a family. Of sorts. Naturally, not a very conventional one.
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An epic bittersweet series still in progress. The total story arc spans decades and new stories are added out of order very occasionally.
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A pair of wistful, bittersweet vignettes.
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When Thomas Lawrence came by the papal apartments that evening, he came, unsurprisingly, with a bundle of papers under his arm.
Vincent tried on and discarded four separate teasing comments about it, but didn’t get to decide on one before Thomas silently handed them over, and he realized they were newspapers, opened and refolded over the weekly comics, his favorite. Three of them, one for each week he’d been away.
Ah, he thought, with the feeling of a sudden hard deceleration in his chest, the press it put on his heart. Ah. All right then.
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01 Sep 2026
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It took two weeks for the new pope to reinstate Janusz Wožniak as his chief of staff. In fact, Sister Agnes had to tell him about it ahead of time - hoping, presumably, that if he knew his position was safe maybe he'd stop sweating about it so much.
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01 Sep 2026
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Johnny's due to start his FBI assignment in LA in six weeks. Then he meets a gorgeous blond guy at the beach...
Title from 'Santa Monica', by Everclear.
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While Mrs. Doyle is away on a pilgrimage and Jack is away at a rehab clinic, Ted and Dougal harbour a fugitive - a pelican that has escaped from a zoo on the mainland.
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The Way We Live Now by SummerRed for ChronicBookworm
Fandoms: Mansfield Park - Jane Austen
24 Dec 2025
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"The quality of your life is built on the quality of your decisions." – Wesam Fawzi