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    The Master works as a phone sex operator in order to kick-start his political career. That's it, really.

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  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Oh, dear,” Harry says as the Doctor bounds away, leaving nothing but powdery sugary fingerprints on the library door. His eyebrows are knotted and Sarah wants to put her thumb there to smooth out the crease. “Do you think he’s annoyed?”

    Sarah considers for a moment, which means she also gets to enjoy the feeling of Harry’s thumb through one of her belt-loops. “No,” she says, “And if he is, I’ll speak to him.”

    “Shouldn’t I be talking to him?” Harry turns pink under her enquiring look as Sarah wriggles off his lap, “I mean - man to man, sort of thing, if I kissed his lady?”

    “Harry,” Sarah says sweetly, and takes his chin between finger and thumb, giving him a good shake, “Firstly - I am not anyone’s lady, the Doctor’s or yours.” She makes him nod agreement. “Good, good. Secondly, what on Earth makes you think I haven’t stolen his man?”

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  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Written for the best_enemies kinkmeme prompt: The White or Black Guardian sends the Master to help the Doctor find the Key to Time.

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    "Master," the Doctor says, his eyes wide and wondering. "It is you."

    The Master raises his chin up, defiantly, and wonders how fast one can turn a hand towel into a garrote.

    "You were expecting someone else?"

    "The White Guardian said he was sending me some help, but-- I thought you were dead," the Doctor says. "You were dead. You can see how that tends to encourage a man to rule you out as a possibility, being dead."

    "I am the Master. Being dead is a minor inconvenience." The Master picks at the wet silk that clings to his thighs, and gives the Doctor, then the bathroom door, a pointed look. "Now, if you don't mind...?"

    "Not at all," the Doctor says, coming over and insinuating his hands between the Master's, sliding his fingers in between the fabric and his skin. "Good heavens, you're soaked."

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    There they were, naked as the day they were born, lounging in the woods like a pair of – not nymphs. What was the boy version of a nymph? Satyrs, perhaps. A pair of handsome naked satyrs sunning themselves on the warm grass. It was so very like being inside a painting. He could just see it in the national gallery, pastoral scene with river and naked satyrs.

    The afternoon seemed so fragile. He couldn’t shake the feeling that someday soon he’d turn to Steven and say do you remember that planet – with the forest – we played naked in the river like boys and then we lay on the grass and you fed me berries? and Steven would look at him like he was losing his mind.

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    He couldn’t tear his eyes off them. It was rude – he knew it was rude. He’d made a point not to stare at any of the canoodling couples dotted around the club. But these two – two men, holding each other and kissing and kissing where everyone could see, he couldn’t look away, and then they shifted slightly and the light from the bar fell upon their faces, and oh, hell, oh bloody hell, one of the men was Steven.

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