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Sixteen years post-war, Draco Malfoy has reinvented himself: Head Auror of the French Ministry, internationally respected, hero-adjacent, and absolutely not still a security risk (depending on who you ask). So when Harry Potter lures him back to Britain with the promise of power, prestige and MILD public outrage, Draco's only question is: how bad could it possibly be?
Hermione Granger-Weasley is the Ministry's golden girl: war hero, legal prodigy, and the woman most likely to stabilise the government before her second cup of coffee. With Shacklebolt stepping down ahead of the November elections and two dangerously mediocre men circling the job like vultures, Hermione is the obvious - and reluctantly willing - successor. Backed by a few loyal allies, a lot of policy and a marriage that looks respectable (if you squint), she doesn't have time for distractions. Especially not in the form of Draco Malfoy: smug, silver-tongued, and recently hired into her orbit like a bad decision in expensive tailoring. Unfortunately he's infuriatingly competent. And even more unfortunately - he agrees with her.
OR how did Hermione Granger become Minister for Magic and how the fuck did Malfoy get roped into this deluded shit show.
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24 Aug 2026
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Lyra Granger-Malfoy accidentally runs into her grandmother in muggle London. However, Jean Granger doesn't even remember her daughter, let alone know that she has grandchildren.
What happens when Lyra can't stay away from her family and wants to meet her grandparents?
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09 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger has been away from London for six and a half years. When she returns, her son in tow, she runs into the one person she was hellbent on avoiding.
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03 Aug 2026
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"'You don’t go for married women.'
'I misspoke - I don’t go for happily married women. Devoted women.'
No attachments, no consequences, just a few nights of uninhibited passion - that's all it was ever supposed to be between them. No longing or dreadful desire, nothing that would prompt a divorce. Just shameless, guiltless sex.
Nothing more."
After a decade of marriage and conflicting life goals, a struggling Hermione and Ron decide to take part in a rather extreme experiment to improve their relationship. Following the guidance of her sister-in-law, Hermione agrees to open their marriage, believing their issues stemmed from a lack of intimacy. But once she decides to participate herself - with a wizard who infuriates her husband like no other - Hermione realises just how recklessly naive they'd been all along.
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02 Aug 2026
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Pansy and Neville are getting married.
Theo and Harry are Best Men.
Follow along as the two wizards navigate a Panville wedding and each other in this NottPott fic.If you are looking for a romantic comedy filled with banter, angst and tension with a sprinkling of spice, you've come to the right fic.
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- Part 1 of The And Yet Universe
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25 Jul 2026