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    just a random collection of small moments and ideas

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    March spluttered in offense, but Healy moved the hand on his arm to his shoulder and nodded briskly. With a firm grip, he pulled March away from the others and shoved him into a corner that wasn’t being used to store implements. Healy pushed him against the wall, and a breathy little gasp escaped his lips. March tilted his head to look down at Healy, a pout already threatening to form again.

    “Did you see what he said?” March huffed, already crossing his arms and looking past him to glare at the bouncer. “He called me your–”

    “Mutt,” Healy filled in and March’s head snapped back to him like– like he’d been calling him. Like ‘mutt’ was his name and he would come when called.

    He still hadn’t taken the ears off.

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    Healymarch go to a gay bar to investigate a missing husband. They discover pet play (and each other) instead.

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    THEY'RE BACK. AND NICER THAN EVER.

    The 80s are running out of steam and fellow private eyes Healy and March are no different. Struggling to catch a serial killer and with Holly on the verge of leaving California, they'll have to come face to face with what they fear the most: the future.

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    A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.

     

    Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.

     

    Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.

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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

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    Holland’s eyes flick over his face, and a faint pink blush appears on his cheeks. It’s utterly adorable. Jack has never wanted to kiss him so badly.

    “Good to see you awake, Mr. March!” booms a jovial voice from the doorway. Holland flinches back, yanking his hand away from Jackson’s.

    It’s stupid, but it hurts. He’s stupid. He’s in love.

    Five times Jackson Healy wanted to kiss Holland March, and one time he finally does.

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