crazyforthisloki
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Arthur first saw him standing in the hospital’s smoking area. Hunched shoulders; lanky frame; messy black hair. A forlorn silhouette braving the cold December breeze all by himself. Seemed the hospital had been lacking in adicts to go outside and grab a smoke with such a weather. Arthur had breathed a sigh of relief at the sight. Thank fuck. He walked towards him. I need a fag.
in which there's death, hospitals, grief--and hopefully, healing and love in the end
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Where Arthur tries to express his feelings for Merlin through poetry and Merlin keeps try to derail his best efforts with baking. *Lots* of baking.
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Of mild concussions and polar bears by crazyforthisloki for bunnysworld, Merlin Holidays Community
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
08 Dec 2016
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He could never date someone like that, someone constantly bragging of their lack of needing thick jackets our double socks during the middle of a storm.
This relationship, Merlin had thought, had been doomed from the start.
Of course, the fact that he was now lying on a hospital gurney, a nurse checking his reflexes and the swelling on the back of his head increasing as fast as he breathed, was not helping matters either. -
Of mild concussions and polar bears by crazyforthisloki for The Merlin Holidays Community
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
27 Nov 2016
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He could never date someone like that, someone constantly bragging of their lack of needing thick jackets or double socks during the middle of a storm.
This relationship, Merlin had thought, had been doomed for the start.
Of course, the fact that he was now lying on a hospital gurney, a nurse checking his reflexes and the swelling on the back of his head increasing as fast as he breathed, was not helping matters either.
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Unknown number: if u knew I had the wrong number, WHY DIDN’T U SAY SO?
Me: I’ve been trying to tell u from the start u prat
Unknown number: did u just call me a prat? What are u, five?
Me: maybe
Me: but I would still have better manners than you
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“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”
Merthur Stories Set in the Modern Universe.
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“He was consious of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares, long, long, forgotten.”
Holiday Stories For All Year Purposes and Feelings!
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“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
Because You Can't Never Get Enough of High Schoolers Awkwardly Falling In Love Over And Over Again.
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“Well, you have to do something,” Merlin said reasonably. “You can’t go around with a raging hard-on for the rest of your life. Imagine what a liability that would be in battle—someone might be tempted to lop it off.”
“Merlin!” Another cushion sailed through the air, and Merlin ducked. “Kindly stop talking about chopping my bits off and help me get dressed.”
“Aye, Captain.”
Arthur runs afoul of a witch's curse. Merlin...helps.
Written for Kinkalot 2026 Weekly Challenge #3: Patient.
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- Part 291 of Merlin Fic
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03 Sep 2026
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Arthur was eating an orange when Merlin realised he was in love with him.
Written for Kinkalot 2026 Bingo prompt: mutual pining.
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20 Aug 2026
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An aggressive blood disease epidemic wipes out Britain. Twenty-eight days later, four of the last survivors in London must try to make it out alive.
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- Part 8 of Author's Favourites
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15 Aug 2026
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Charting Stars On A Stained Glass Ceiling by mornmeril for Amanita_Fierce
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
22 Jul 2021
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Merlin leads a relatively content life - or as content as is possible under the rule of a magic-hating King. When the arrogant son of said magic-hating King starts becoming a regular at his coffee shop, Merlin is a little puzzled. When said
Princeprat then proceeds to ingest a love potion on Merlin's watch that results in him having to move into the Royal Palace as Prince Arthur's (fake) boyfriend, Merlin wonders which deity he has angered. Things only get more complicated from there.“Welcome to The Drip and Grind, what can I get for you?"
“The same thing I always have,” Prince Arthur says, sounding vaguely disdainful and unbearably posh. “One would think you’d remember my order by now."
Merlin scowls. He remembers His Haughtiness’ order perfectly well, but sees no reason to inflate an already unbearably large ego.
“You’re not my only customer,” Merlin keeps his voice coolly polite; barely.
“You realise that’s not the proper way to address me?”
And is that a smirk at the corner of the stupid prat’s, stupidly gorgeous mouth?
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01 Jul 2026
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I Carried Camelot With Me (And Found There Was No Place Left to Put It Down) by camelots-worst-kept-secret (andromaex)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
04 Jun 2026
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Exile is not distance.
Distance can be measured.
Exile is carrying a place inside you that no longer has a place for you.
Or: Merlin spends a year writing letters to Arthur that Arthur will never read.
Prompt: Exile
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05 Jun 2026