cumberbatchcheekbones
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- Marvel Cinematic Universe (3)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (3)
- Marvel (2)
- Thor (Movies) (2)
- Norse Religion & Lore (1)
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Professional Hedonists of Sakaar by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thor (Movies)
03 May 2022
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"All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world"
-Tears For Fears~~~
Sex work exists all across the universe, but on the chaotic planet Sakaar, it thrives. After four difficult years, the earthling C has made a name for themself as the Grandmaster's sex party organizer and founder of the local dungeon Medusa. But when a certain trickster god joins the Grandmaster's entourage, C's world goes topsy turvy. Together, the Asgardian and Midgardian deviants teach one another about adaptability, vulnerability, self-acceptance... and getting their own hedonistic needs met.
A peek into Loki's two weeks on Sakaar during Thor Ragnarok. Character tags and additional tags will be added as fic continues.
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Symptoms of a Concussion by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones), knight_bus_of_doom
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Feb 2022
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Fact: he was not sexually attracted to anyone
Fact: then he got hit in the head really, really hard
Fact: Coulson's... really, really hot nowConclusion: ????
Written by knight_bus_of_doom, co-authored by FallingForThirtyMinutes
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A Favor for the End of the World by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thor (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
02 Feb 2022
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Wordlessly, Thor sinks to his knees between your legs. Looking up at you, eyes still hungry, he speaks. “I understand you, little treasure. With every fiber of my being, I consent.”
You gasp softly at his words. They stir something inside you, warm and potent buzzing in your core. You simply have to ask. “Do you desire me, Thor Odinson?”
He pauses, choosing his words with purpose. “I give you this offering to save the Nine Realms, to keep Ragnarök at bay. I do what duty demands.” And then the crown prince runs his hands up your legs, gently pulling your skirt up just past your knees. “It makes it all the sweeter to know that my insatiable desire for you will also save our world.”
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Summary: One night, a very nervous Thor comes to the Temple of Freyja for help and instead finds you, her daughter, sitting at the dais. He hopes you can provide him with a blessing of victory in battle- the prophecy of Ragnarök is at stake. You can, and you want to. But given that you are the Goddess of Lust and Intimacy, your seiðr works a little differently than most sorcerors...
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Hamish is kidnapped, and John and Sherlock come to find him.
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One-shot detailing John and Sherlock's escapades through the airport on a trip to Rio.
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is just ten year plan to fuck by akatomlinson
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 May 2026
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Shane fucking Hollander. Hockey’s Golden Boy. Long-time crush of Ilya Rozanov. Long, looooong time. A decade of being a fucking simp for this man. God, he was in trouble.
It should be pretty much illegal to go from their only contact being at face-off across the ice, to suddenly hosting Shane in his exclusive club—during a fucking event, no less. Ilya’s event.
He would never admit it, but he’s been stealthily trying to get Hollander to show up at his club for years now. Hell, Shane was the whole reason he invested in the club in the first place. Bought a fucking house here. Maybe that was an insane thing to do, but he didn’t care. Ilya was insane. Insane for Shane.
Series
- Part 1 of kitten shane series
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- English
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
14 Aug 2026
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Poison Apple by internetsimp
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
04 Mar 2023
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After you ended things with Loki, he feeds you an apple of immortality from Asgard without your consent. But to his horror, due to your powers, it has the opposite effect, making you begin to die a slow, painful death. Loki panics and kidnaps you, intending to make things right.
*This Loki is a tad darker than I normally write him, fair warning*
Bookmarked by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
04 Mar 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
A beautiful, short fic about immortality, death, sacrifice, making mistakes in the name of love, and forgiving without forgetting. I adore this author, who usually posts beautiful fluffy works, so this fic is different from their usual (very very good) fare. But this fic in particular reallllly punches me in the heart. In a good way, I swear lol
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Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.
Join Bucky for one of the most awkward and yet comical experiences of his life that leads to self-discovery, trust and maybe even love.
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Bookmarked by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
29 Nov 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Bucky Barnes gets an 11 inch salami stuck up his ass, and while the process of removing it at the hospital is utterly humiliating, it lands him in the muscular safe arms of his gorgeous nurse Steve Rogers. This fic is the definition of Crack Treated Seriously, and it is SO GOOD. My roommate and I reread it on a semi-regular basis because it's genuinely a really well-written fic. It is fluff, it is smut, it is hilarious, it is kinky, and it is definitely worth the read.
I almost exclusively read Loki/Reader and Thor/Reader, and all my other AO3 bookmark recs are for those tags, but I will never not recommend The Salami Fic to everyone I meet.
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Coral Fang by gigantomachy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
03 Feb 2022
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Avery is just another burned out college student with a shitty apartment, a shitty job, and a burgeoning drinking problem. One night, walking home from a party, she meets a strange man who claims he can do magic. So, obviously, she takes him to Waffle House. As one does.
Begins a few weeks after the events of The Avengers (2012), but is also post-Endgame, in the sense that it splits off from the same starting point as the Loki TV series. Not compliant with the show.
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- English
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- 252,708
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- 46/46
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Bookmarked by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
03 Nov 2022
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I come back to this fic when I feel stuck, trapped, depressed, and yet still somehow rebellious. Avery and Loki are so fascinating together and the writing in this fic heartbreakingly beautiful. Avery is a very compelling original character, she makes this whole fic super queer, deliciously anarchist, and breathtakingly philosophical while somehow being SO down to earth. This is what I wish the Loki series was, it is such a better way to address Endgame!Loki's trauma instead of a space cop telling him "you're a narcissist who was cosmically meant to fail". This fic scratches a lot of itches I don’t often get from other fics. When I wish I could travel the universe with Loki like a companion in Doctor Who, I read this.
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The Language Of Flowers by Kumikoseph
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
29 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by FallingForThirtyMinutes (cumberbatchcheekbones)
09 May 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
I've reread this series several times over because it's just that good! Lilies Say Sorry is just a great fucking fic on its own about forgiveness and growth, and then Kumikoseph expanded the universe into three more fics??? With some of the cutest Dad!Loki I've ever read??? And there will be more fics in this universe in the future??? Incredible. These stories make me cry but also have some of the most comforting domestic family fluff. The *range*, I love it! Easily one of my comfort series.