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Bill Cipher gets everything he ever wanted, including (especially) a “marriage” to his favorite human.
Ford and Stan disagree about where to go from here.
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06 Sep 2026
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PURPLE: Okay, I think it's working.
RED: Are you sure?
PURPLE: Yes, I'm pretty sure. I just sat down.
RED: I mean… is that light supposed to be blinking?
PURPLE: Yeah. That means it's recording.
RED: Are you sure?
PURPLE: Yeah. I'm sure.
RED: What if it's just, like, previewing or something? Can it do that? You know when stuff goes in display mode and functions just enough for you to think it's working...
PURPLE: Red, it's fine.
RED: Are you sure?
PURPLE: Are you just gonna keep asking if I'm sure?
Video diaries by the remaining crew of the Skeld, logging the aftermath of the murders.
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- Part 11 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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04 Sep 2026
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see, i've got you (all figured out) by sincerelysamedt
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
20 Aug 2026
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There are three constants to the clientele Purple caters to.
First, they're pretty.
Second, they're easy.
And third—
"Excuse me?" The personal assistant— Green, according to their nametag— asks. "Are you the photographer?"
#C51111 is Purple's 4 o'clock booking.
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20 Aug 2026
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"Oh my god. Heracles, kill this dipshit."
Purple is a contract killer. Red is the target.
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- Part 14 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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15 Aug 2026
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PURPLE: Red is a dumbass. Statement over.
ORANGE: Er, I was hoping you'd go into a little more detail?
PURPLE, considering: Red is a huge dumbass. Statement over.
ORANGE, frustrated: Just tell us what happened yesterday.
PURPLE: My head hurts and I really don't want to.
ORANGE: Oh, come on. Just a little bit more! Give me something to work with here.
PURPLE: Why do you wanna know so bad, anyway? Weren't you there?
A brief series of interviews concerning an altercation among MIRA Inc. employees.
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- Part 9 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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28 Jul 2026
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j’veux ton amour, i don’t wanna be friends by otuyo
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026), Among Us (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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“Purp’s, heh.. Hey…” Red chirps, making direct eye contact. Which was strange, for Red, who usually adverted their eyes away from Purple. Purple never really knew why Red did that.
Purple turns their head back to look at the crowd of people again, but they adjust and wrap an arm around Red’s back. “Hey, Red.” Purple spoke softly.
Red shuffles to get more comfortable against Purple. “Heey… Heh, Purp’s, you’re really.. You’re… Mmm…” Red searches for the words, their gaze flicking back and forth on the side profile of Purple. “You’re a good security person, ya’know…” Red rolls onto their side, moving to get up-close and personal with Purple. “Really good.”
Purple cocks their eyebrow and uses two fingers to push Red’s face back. “Thank you, Red.” Red whines, but lets Purple’s gentle touch guide their face back. “You’re a good captain.” Purple doesn’t truly think Red is a good captain, in fact, Red is quite a shitty captain, but Purple wouldn’t want to break Red’s fragile—currently drunk—heart.
AKA: Red is stupidly drunk, and just as stupidly bold.
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27 Jul 2026
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Purple is about to speak, but Red interrupts with a raised finger, seemingly listening for anyone outside the door; Purple lets out a quiet yet unmistakably frustrated groan.
"Explain," they demand.
"Floating magic handcuffs are chaining us together," replies Red. "I don't know what you want me to say here."
Or, how teamwork saves the Skeld.
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- Part 5 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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22 Jul 2026
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Red shoots up with sudden clarity—then, horror. Of the abject sort, most definitely. "Purple, what ar—what are you doing?!"
"Shut up," Purple hisses, and shoves them back down to garbage covered floor—Red bangs harshly against the metal and cries out in pain. "Shut up, you idiot," Purple continues furiously, their voice wavering unintentionally at the end (it's an embarrassing sliver of emotion that reveals more than they'd like to share with Red), but still—they have never been more sure of what they needed to do right now than they've ever been in their life.
And this—this was life or death. If Purple couldn't stop the imposter, why would they deserve to live any more than the crewmates whose lives were taken? And if there were imposters still out there, or the mission fails because of the ships lack of maintenance, and the whole crew was generally just doomed?
Well. If they were losing the whole crew, MIRA might as well lose the whole damn ship—and Purple couldn't think of a greater reward than being the one to take out the Captain.
or: In the vast chill of space, Purple and Red die together.
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- Part 3 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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20 Jul 2026
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why don't i say it then? (i want you all the time) by JOYBOYO
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
13 Jun 2026
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"This is a bad idea."
"And yet! You're here." A pause. "With me," Red adds on. It's an unnecessary clarification.
Red manages to catch Purple's gaze with an inviting lift to their brow. It's teasing, and silly, and—Purple decides hesitantly but objectively—charming.
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- Part 2 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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20 Jul 2026
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Purple swallowed.
“Y’know, if we get separated again… I don’t wanna be left with any more regrets."
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In the aftermath of killing Green, Red and Purple reconnect.
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20 Jul 2026
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When everyone gets high on oxygen deprivation, Purple escapes to the kitchen for some alone time. Of course, Red follows them. Complicated feelings and history between the two of them leads to other things.
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19 Jul 2026
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The Captain Goes Down With The Ship by vall3yyy
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026), Among Us (Video Game)
29 Jul 2026
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After Red and Purple make it to Industria with a noticeable lack of a crew or any of the cargo, and a big asteroid-shaped hole in the side of the ship, Red finds themselves in front of Pink once again, ready to face the consequences of their actions. They're shocked to find that MIRA still has a use for them.
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18 Jul 2026
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Late Breakfasts and Cozy Blankets by CheeryNova
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us Story: On Guard (Video Game)
21 Jun 2026
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Guard missed breakfast.
Now Cook is going to security to check on Guard, make sure everything is okay.
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30 Jun 2026
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We're All Dead In Devil Town. That's Fine, 'Cause Nothing's Gonna Scare Us Now. by kittisaurous
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026), Among Us (Video Game)
29 Jun 2026
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Brown felt numb.
They weren't sure how they were supposed to feel. Rage, fear, guilt, sadness? All of the above?
They didn't know. But the tears in their visor spoke volumes.
But it's not like it mattered, because Yellow was gone.
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OR: Yellow is dead, and Brown decides that being in a world without them isn't worth it.
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30 Jun 2026
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Purple keeps waking up back in the security office. Their crew is alive again. They have a week to figure out how to keep everyone alive until they get to Industria.
They're not as alone as they think.
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30 Jun 2026