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“The stitching of your collar,” Kakuzu replied, his voice so low that Hidan had to strain to hear. “I replaced the thread with some of my own, infused with my chakra.”
“I figured,” he continued, “that I could use it to train you. Correct some of your more irritating habits.”
Hidan was speechless for a moment. His first instinct was to argue that Kakuzu was more annoying than three of him put together, but he couldn’t. He was too caught up on the fact that instead of having an actual conversation, Kakuzu had decided that the best course of action for correcting whatever parts of him were too aggravating to deal with was to condition him with a shock collar.
“You’re insane.”
Or: Hidan. This should NOT turn you on.
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Bhaal Hates This! One Weird Trick to Block Out the Urges by devilfangs
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Feb 2026
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Durge and friends come into possession of a jar of leaves that makes their evening much funnier and a lot less violent than usual.
Or: Who knew feyweed can cancel out your murderous impulses?
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"We can do this, Sadeas. Together. Like the old days."
"The old days,” he said idly. "I’d like to see the Blackthorn in battle again." (The Way of Kings, ch. 54)
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“I remember when Baldur’s Gate was hailed as a ‘bastion of the free press,’” Astarion remarked. “Albeit, that was over a hundred years ago, and more rags simply meant you were hearing ten rich jackass’ opinions instead of one.”
He crumpled up the Baldur’s Mouth issue Shadowheart had handed him.
“But still, it would be nice to have some variety.”
Or: Enver Gortash’s rise to fame and tumultuous love life, chronicled by a Baldurian trash-mag.
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Megatron puts his foot in his mouth. Starscream is offended. The two of them wage a battle of attrition via nsfw internet forums, which somehow results in a foursome.
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Kakuhida & their adopted daughter Fuu by devilfangs
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Dec 2023
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Ongoing series based on my headcanon of Hidan and Kakuzu adopting Fuu
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A small collection of fics I wrote for the Valentines prompts. (They don't have a chronological order)
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Kakuzu is relentless with the wound debridement. Deidara grits his teeth, too scared to move, not that he really can with Hidan impossibly close, pinning his whole body down. Hidan’s lips brush Deidara’s ear when he speaks. Deidara almost doesn’t hear him because he’s so focused on the wetness Hidan’s lips leave behind. “You can give the pain to me and I’ll give it to Jashin-sama for you, if that’s easier. You wanna give it to me instead?”
Or: Yet another take on that time Kakuzu had to sew on Deidara’s arms. Hidan is called in for pain management, and -- as with all things involving the Zombie Combo -- things get... interesting.
For Kakuhida week 2025-Third Wheelin'
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05 Nov 2025
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It’s silent, save for the rain that drums against the window and the gentle sound of a cherry comb passing through hair. Hidan stills his hand and listens for Kakuzu’s hearts, focuses on the pulse of blood as it circulates.
“Do you think Dear Leader’ll be okay with this?” Hidan asks.
(Hidan and Kakuzu return to a temporary Akatsuki base to meet up with Dear Leader and the rest. Can they continue their budding relationship even under surveillance?
Eroguro KakuHida. Minimal plot. Let's be real; this is violent gore porn bookended in some cute fluff.)
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- Part 3 of Burnt Offerings
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10 Aug 2026
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After being ambushed by a group of civilians, Hidan and Kakuzu end up finding a type of weapon different from those they're used to. Somehow — because of Hidan, of course — this ends up leading the two of them into a completely inappropriate situation.
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Hidan basically suggests a game of Russian roulette. For him, any result works.
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02 Jul 2026
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Chernobog thinks Emre's been running his mouth too much.
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03 May 2026
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After the ‘disappearance’ of his beloved bhaalspawn, Gortash is grief stricken for someone he won’t ever admit to have cared for or missed. After Orin appeared as the new head of the temple of Bhaal, Gortash knew they were never coming back. He begrudgingly traipsed through social events, his mood soured but still trying to keep his mask up for the rest of Baldurs gate society. One crack in the mask and it would be over for Gortash - high society would eat him up and tear him apart if he showed the slightest of his true feelings.
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19 Apr 2026