doctormissy
Fandoms
- James Bond (Craig Movies) (24)
- Good Omens (TV) (17)
- Doctor Who (2005) (13)
- Lucifer (TV) (10)
- Hannibal (TV) (8)
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Some people believed in fate. Others dismissed the Marks as a silly superstition and attempts to find meaning where there was merely coincidence. Yet others considered it a useful suggestion and tended not to look a gift horse in the mouth, or treated the matter with pure logic and science and did not always abide by it.
Julian and Garak were both glad not to know who their soulmate was. No soulmate meant no liability. No one to inquire about their past. No one to complicate things.
Only, things did tend to get complicated anyway.
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danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
hey uh. it's been a bit. how are weOr: twitter cryptids are back!
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- Part 6 of twitterverse
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the adventures of the starship revenge by doctormissy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Star Trek
11 Jul 2022
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‘Right! This is it! Places everyone! Look scary! Phasers at the ready!’ He snapped his fingers at Lucius. ‘Hail the ship.’
It took a while for the ship to answer, but answer they did. Two men of a species Stede was unfamiliar with popped up on the screen, looking rather confused. He put on his best scary voice and said, ‘Surrender! You have no chance of escape!’
Or: Stede is a human from a cushy Federation colony, stuck in an unhappy marriage and a boring life. He runs off to become a space pirate with a bunch of weirdoes he collects on the way, and then an unfortunate incident with some Klingons almost costs him his life, but fortunately for him, the infamous Blackbeard saves his life. And sticks around. -
two of hearts by doctormissy for belauensus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
30 Apr 2021
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Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.
That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.
Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…
[Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]
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Dean couldn’t believe his eyes. Could it really be—no. No, he was dying and clearly hallucinating and losing his mind, because he’d swear that was Cas walking inside.
‘Cas?’ Sam called, and hang on, what? He could see him too?
Cas, if it was him, looked at Dean, all concern and fond exasperation that was saying, I can’t believe you, Dean, I’m gone for a week and you end up like this?
Or: how the finale should've gone.
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Good Omens... but on Twitter. With the occasional appearance of other fandoms and one Doctor Who spin-off.
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- 83,404
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 364
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What if–what if the Doctor saved her. What if she stood with him, escaped the ship with him, travelled with him?
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all aboard the ineffable plan by doctormissy
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
30 Jan 2020
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Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.
Or: a comedic Lucifer/Good Omens crossover 'verse absolutely no one asked for, apart from my brain apparently. While not all parts are crossovers, they are all connected—but still can be read as stand-alone stories.- Words:
- 166,374
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 154
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the eyes emoji squad by doctormissy
Fandom Aquaman (2018), Arrow (TV 2012), Batman (Comics), Batwoman (TV 2019), Black Lightning (TV), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), DCU, Doom Patrol (TV), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Gotham (TV), Krypton (TV 2018), Lucifer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Shazam! (2019), Supergirl (TV 2015), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Flash (TV 2014), Titans (TV 2018), Wonder Woman (2017)
23 Dec 2019
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an arrowverse & batfam group chat au with something resembling a plot + related stories. that's it.
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- 527,953
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 74
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The Spectre of Connection by doctormissy
Fandom Hannibal (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies), Kingsman (Movies), London Spy, Sherlock (TV)
01 Aug 2018
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A James Bond/Kingsman/London Spy/Sherlock and eventually Hannibal crossover AU 'verse.
Stand Together: In which Valentine is SPECTRE, Mary Watson is 001, Sherlock and Irene are married, James and Q are desperately in love, and V-Day is not over yet.
We Live in a World of Deceit.: In which there is a spy wedding, a baby, two dogs, a cannibal, Sherlock Holmes, and a murder. At one time and one place.- Words:
- 82,400
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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In which Dunk spends too much time agonizing over cheese and not nearly enough time agonizing over how to tell Lyonel how he feels.
Bookmarked by doctormissy
11 Aug 2026
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the debt of the gods by TheLaughingDew
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
13 May 2026
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When fire devours what ne’er was meant to burn,
and thunder falls where no bolt ought to fall,
a man shall perish with a name upon his lips,
and another shall claim him back from the gods.The storm shall answer.
The dead shall walk,
the mourner shall remember,
and the flesh shall bear the mark of fate.Or the one where Elenei and Durran Godsgrief give Duncan and Lyonel a second chance
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 186,403
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
- 96
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- 10,193
Bookmarked by doctormissy
07 Aug 2026
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in the heart of thunder by audentesfortunaiuvatt
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
10 May 2026
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Lyonel Baratheon takes interest in a penniless hedge knight lost amidst the revelry. Dunk struggles to come to terms with this strange new aspect of knighthood.
They cannot foresee how the tourney at Ashford Meadow will unfold.
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- Part 1 of long roads lead home
Bookmarked by doctormissy
01 Aug 2026
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The bards sang that the day Lord Baratheon was wed, every hedge in the kingdom bloomed. (Or, Dunk goes to a wedding.)
Bookmarked by doctormissy
30 Jul 2026
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The Passionate Storm to His Hedge Knight by seenonlyfromadistance
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
09 Apr 2026
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Word crossed Westeros like a wildfire that Lyonel Baratheon had been injured. The word was that he’d been badly injured in some tourney or duel or silly show of arrogant heroism, and had been hurried home to Storm’s End to be treated and to recover. Too bad, was the word, but ain’t these highborns been dropping like flies lately.
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Dunk hears the word and drops everything to rush to Lyonel's side.
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- Part 1 of and be my love
Bookmarked by doctormissy
28 Jul 2026