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    It’s something he could always do, as far back as he can remember. The first time that really stood out in his mind, he was six and his father was angry. Will did it without thought, running down the hall, trying to calm his wild heart and rapid breathing. His father’s footsteps heavy behind him.
    In the end his father had dragged him out from the bed. “Never again,” he’d said, holding Will tight enough to leave bruises on his arms. “Your mother’s gone and I won’t have that under my roof.”

     

    Canon Divergence from Takiawase. Using his ability to become invisible, Will beats Beverly to Hannibal's house, but his reckoning soon takes on an entirely different shape than what he'd originally intended...
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    'Surely if ever there was a time to tell Gimli it was then, flush with an impossible victory.

    Except he had said nothing, for there was ever more to do and never time, never time to pull Gimli aside and taste the mouth hidden beneath the fall of his moustache, to fit his slim, Eleven hands into ones coarse with callouses from the handle of an axe, to tell Gimli that every song Legolas sang, every smile and laugh and every step forward he had taken since their path darkened was bolstered only by Gimli at his side, to speak to him of Elvish courting rituals and run his fingers through Gimli’s russet hair and ask if he would allow Legolas to twist an Elvish braid in it, something to mark to all the world, even if only his Elven eyes would understand, that Gimli was tied to him.

    To ask Gimli to teach him all the impossible ways their bodies might fit together.'

     

    The night before the Battle of the Black Gate, and several days after.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Gimli awakes the morning after Aragorn's coronation in the lap of an Elf with Dwarven courtship braids in his hair. It comes as a bit of a surprise.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    “Does it go like this?” Armand slings his thighs around Daniel’s waist, wraps an arm around his neck, and puts on a high, girlish voice. “Oh Mr. Bogosian, you’ve been ever so kind, what can a sweet young thing like me ever do to repay you—”

    “Shut up,” Daniel grits. “He doesn’t sound like that. You have the same vocal cords! He’s you!”

    “No,” Armand says, “he’s not.”

    OR: Daniel and Armand get magically swapped into the universe where Interview With the Vampire is a TV show, and everyone thinks they're actors named Eric and Assad.

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    17 May 2026

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    Armand restores Daniel’s memory. There will be consequences, but first they have to catch up on bickering like an old married couple and have the most vanilla sex of their lives.

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    16 May 2026