dontaskpcandy
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- Father Ted (TV 1995) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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Cigarettes, Chemicals and Escapading. by dontaskpcandy
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Father Ted
05 Dec 2012
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Be careful when you wish for a housekeeper, your wish might be granted.
Mrs Doyle is swapped to work at 221B Baker Street. Mrs Hudson therefore goes to Craggy Island Parochial House.
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- Part 1 of Housekeeper Swap
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The Torchwood team race against time and other squishy factors.
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Ianto has let his spare room to PC Andy in order to drive his classic 1987 Audi. And seduce him. And read his car repair books (Haines' manuals).
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- Part 2 of Second Hand Chance
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It never ocurred to Ianto that he could look elsewhere until Jack took him for granted.
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- Part 1 of Second Hand Chance
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Andy and Ianto are almost together, but Jack must learn to holster his weapon. No toast was harmed during this shabby episode. Gender issues. D/s relationship.
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That first winter, cut off from Earth, supplies run short and everybody gets colds. John does his job, but it doesn't matter how much of a badass you are, eventually if you're sick and tired and cold enough you're gonna need some help from a friend.
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24 Sep 2026
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Daily life on Atlantis. Sewing machines. Rotas when some are ill. Mission crud backlog. John has to organise.
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This is a long, slow telling of my version of Season 1, mostly from John's POV-- mostly dealing with his relationship to Rodney, but a little with Elizabeth, and his team.
It's pre-slash up until it suddenly gets good in like chapter 6 or so.
It is nearly complete, though there will undoubtedly be a sequel.The chapter where the slash starts is part of the story I wrote for McShep Match 2012-- the finale-- and appears in nearly the same form in that story, but the two tales diverge... sort of.
There are no graphic descriptions of rape or non-con, but it is referred to, and sort of non-con/prostitution takes place offscreen. Gore is moderate.
This is not a fast-paced story; it's mostly an excuse to spend a lot of time in Atlantis, focus on the setting and on the stuff the TV show never really had room for, or interest in.
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- Part 1 of Two-Body Problem
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22 Sep 2026
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Daily life on Atlantis.
As the author says:-
"t's mostly an excuse to spend a lot of time in Atlantis, focus on the setting and on the stuff the TV show never really had room for, or interest in.'
Also how the MRE gets replaced... we need to know this!https://archiveofourown.org/works/918684
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An alternate reality where The Trust tried to destroy the Atlantis Expedition before it had even begun. The wild card instead changes everything, putting Major Sheppard in command of an expedition cut off from Earth.
The choices he makes shape a very different Atlantis from the one we know, and six years later a very different Atlantis from the one Earth expects.- Language:
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21 Sep 2026
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Daily life on Atlantis diverging from day three. Needs must where Pegasus drives.
Petty Earth or reasoned Pegasus solutions? AU worldbuilding tour de force.
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tran·scen·den·tal (trăn'sĕn-dĕn'tl) adj.
- Philosophy. Concerned with the a priori or intuitive basis of knowledge as independent of experience.
- Surpassing all others; superior.
- Beyond common thought or experience.
- Mathematics. Of or relating to a real or complex number that is not the root of any polynomial that has positive degree and rational coefficients.
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13 Sep 2026
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Command structure sudden change. Everyone learns a lot rapidly from Rodney. The Genaii have to be taught. Elizabeth's org chart is insane...
Daily life in Atlantis.
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John Sheppard, reaching new heights of not seeing it coming.
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24 Feb 2026
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The nuts bolts and bubbly tubes of the glorious city, but the lights go out. How post s5 everybody reacts. John reflects.
Daily life in Atlantis.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65503423