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    “So can we keep him?”

    ‘Grunkle Stan’ sighs heavily. “Kid, he’s literally a lump on the ground.”

    “So? We’ve all been lumps on the ground at one point or another,” Mabel counters, which is a very good point in Jon’s opinion.
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    Somewhere Else is Gravity Falls, season one or thereabouts. things escalate from there.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    There was something strange about this world. Something in the air. Ed wasn't quite sure what it was, but he was going to get to the bottom of this.

    When Edward Elric travels through the portal after defeating Father, Truth refuses to accept Ed's alchemy in exchange for Alphonse. He is faced with three choices, none appealing. Either return empty-handed, sacrifice his own life for Alphonse's, or do a favor for Truth. He picks option three, and finds himself waking up on a trash-covered beach in a strange world, one where every man, woman, and child have some strange power. In order to get home, he must accomplish whatever it is that Truth wants from him, and unfortunately, the being is not exactly inclined to provide thorough explanations.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Before Steven Universe went off on his mission to liberate the galaxy after the events of Change Your Mind, he wanted one chance to be like a normal kid.

    One accident later, he gets his wish when he’s warped to a world where having powers are normal and there’s a superhero on every street corner. As he tries to find a way home, he embarks on his most exciting adventure yet: high school.

    Contains Steven Universe spoilers up to and including “Change Your Mind,” plus allusions to episodes in Steven Universe Future.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Mark Watney has survived 118 sols on Mars, and he wouldn’t exactly say it’s been a cakewalk, but he only has about three more years of listening to disco to go (ugh) before Ares IV picks him up and take him home. But when something crashes on the Martian surface only a few kilometers from the Hab, NASA wants him to leave the safety of his little home on the Martian prairie to go investigate…what could possibly go wrong?

    Ryland Grace has survived a long time in space and almost a decade on Erid, but the anxiety of not knowing if the beetles made it to Earth finally drives him to try the dangerous journey back home, and Rocky and Adrian come with him. Everything was actually going pretty good…until a horrible accident leaves them hurtling through space (and time) with no choice but to crash land on the wrong planet.

    How is Watney going to deal with the unexpected company (and their weird secretiveness over why they were in space)? Is Grace going to be able to adjust to being around another human being again? And how are Rocky and Adrian going to handle the uncertainty of a reception to an Earth that’s never heard of aliens before?

    More importantly…how the fuck is NASA going to get them all home alive?

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Simon waited.

    Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.

    But that never came.

    Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”

    Simon blinked slowly. “What?”

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    10 Jul 2026