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    And yet, no matter how many times Dongmin blinks, nothing changes the fact that Jaehyun and Sanghyuk are standing here, on the edge of his bed, each holding an item that should not be in their hands. Not at this hour. Not in his bedroom. Not ever, if Dongmin has anything to say about it.

    “I don’t–“ Dongmin starts, except his voice comes out completely strangled, somewhere between a squeak and a strained cough. “I don’t understand. You two are dating.”

    “Well, yeah,” Sanghyuk agrees, and Dongmin gapes.

    “And you still want to– what the fuck. What the fuck? Why would you want to do any of this with me?”

    Something in Jaehyun’s smile softens, which would probably be a lot more reassuring if his gaze didn’t feel so hot and heavy, making Dongmin want to squirm. Not to mention, the fucking butt plug in his hands.

    (There’s literally no way the most healthily established couple Dongmin’s ever known is asking to have sex with him. And in costume, no less. Dongmin’s brain won’t stop reeling.)

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    08 Sep 2026

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    “Hi,” Jaemin said, making no move to sit. He smiled, showing a perfect set of white teeth, even whiter than his perfectly styled hair.

    He looked like a model.

    He looked like a god.

    He looked down at Donghyuck’s bell pepper stain and his smile widened. “Have you already eaten?”

    Donghyuck was running out of hypothetical fists to shove in his mouth. He’d have to start borrowing Renjun’s. “No,” he said, voice weak. “This is just an old shirt.”

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    24 Aug 2026

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    Social Psychology Research Assignment – Project: “Simulated Intimacy and the Variables of Attraction: A Field Study”

    (working title. might change. definitely sounds more academic than “help my prof is making me fake-date my classmate.”)

    Participants:
    — Myung Jaehyun (Subject A)
    — Han Taesan (Subject B)

    Research Objective: To determine whether structured social and emotional conditions can facilitate romantic attraction. Or if this is just Professor Kwon’s elaborate attempt at matchmaking.

    Deadline: End of the month
    — Exactly 26 days to survive this psychological hellscape. May God help us all.

    (IMPORTANT: under any circumstances DO NOT fall for han taesan and his stupid face and stupid eyes and stupid pink lips.)

    (Or: 5 times Jaehyun and Taesan go on fake dates for “science,” and the 1 time it wasn’t so fake anymore.)

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “Right, so— it’s not exactly homework that I need help with,” Jaehyun says, rubbing the back of his neck. “It’s more of a… special interest project.”

    “Aw, what the hell, man,” Dongmin groans. He’s really not in the business of fucking around with liars. It’s a waste of time.

    “No! I promise, I had reason to be secretive about it,” Jaehyun’s eyes go so wide they could pop out. He holds up his hands in front of him, scooching all the way to the edge of the bed. “Listen,” he says, licking over his bottom lip. “This is going to sound crazy— but—” A long pause. A stage whisper, “I’m Spider-Man.”

    Dongmin stares blankly. “Sorry?”

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “There’s a situation,” Mark tells Jaemin over the phone.
    “Did you fall down the stairs again?” Jaemin asks.
    “No,” Mark says, and glances over at Donghyuck. “It’s—well, there’s a zombie, for one—”
    “A what—”
    “And, uh, in my previous life, we dated,” Mark continues. “Apparently.”
    There’s silence on the other end of the phone.
    “For the record,” Donghyuck points out, “I’m not a zombie.”

    (or: donghyuck hops out casket-fresh, and mark starts to believe, just a little, in soulmates.)

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    06 Aug 2026