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    A home for Seals, Barriers and Iruka's House for Odd Shinobi - and the side fics.

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    an AU where Sanji knows every language on the world (mostly).

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    Iruka Umino is a beta like the vast majority of Konoha. It makes him a better teacher, a better shinobi, a better friend.

    Especially when his perpetually-unhormonal alpha friend Kakashi Hatake suddenly returns from a mission, heavily wounded and in heat.

    So Iruka offers himself to Kakashi as an omega replacement.

    (As flailinginlove once wrote: A/B/O dynamics but without mpreg, dub-con, and rivers of gushing fluids, also trying to avoid overly stereotyped gender roles.)

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    30 Aug 2026

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    The war ends. Iruka gets promoted. Things go differently for Kakashi.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Kakashi avoided relationships. He didn't want to put others in danger. So he couldn't understand why there was a face staring back at him, as a sub-entry to his own, in this Bingo Book. Umino Iruka (lover) the caption read. It didn't matter that it wasn't true. The Book was fact, and to Kakashi's enemies, Iruka had just become a weakness they could exploit.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    The knowledge that the cook was an omega had always been in the back of his mind. But it was something that was just there. The guy barely smelled, anyway. He used to smell a bit like chemical, though it was barely there now. And these days, he mostly smelled like cigarettes and cologne. He could pass off as a beta easily.

    So it had been a huge surprise when the cook was suddenly smelling like he had rolled around in slick.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Sanji wants to throw himself into the ocean. Maybe he’ll search for a devil fruit just so he could eat it and immediately drown in the sea.

    “Unfortunately, the Loss-Loss Fruit took away your body’s ability to produce seminal fluids. You’ll likely still have one more time before the full effects set in, but after that…”

    Despite the clinical language Chopper’s using, Sanji knows what he’s really saying. He can only come one more time in his entire fucking life.

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    23 Jul 2026