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home is where you are by LoserCatWritesFics for elmonstro
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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Aiden hasn't had a home for his entire life- not a real one. In Zerrikania, he went between the rainforest and the desert whenever his mother's duties required. At Dyn Marv, his 'home' was a travelling wagon.
The only thing that has ever felt like home was people- his Mother, Guxart, his Siblings, and now Lambert.
He never wants the bliss of being around his Wolf to fade. When the opportunities arise to carve a life for them in the dangerous existance of witchers, Aiden seizes them the moment they show themselves- even if Lambert isn't as keen on Beltane celebrations as he is.
[DIGITAL ART! By Elmonstro :3]
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01 Sep 2026
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I can't stop drawing grocky porn!!!
you can find my other art (including sfw) on tumblr @howling-wizard2- Language:
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Bookmarked by functionally_immortal
01 Sep 2026
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Prompt from the Star Trek XI Kink Meme on lj. Prompt: K/S. So, this idea kind of hit me out of nowhere. Pretty much following the tradition of aliens-made-them-do-it [only kind of inverted], in which Kirk and Spock end up at a planet where they are not allowed to touch each other [due to religious issues, politeness protocol, whatever].
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Anticipation was not an emotion Spock had intended to allow himself to feel; yet, it made itself known despite him, and that it was never satisfied made it harder to suppress, each time the Captain walked past or stood near and conscientiously avoided even the brush of their sleeves.- Language:
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24 Aug 2026
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Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours) by kianspo for Jaylee
Fandoms: Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
07 May 2011
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In which Spock contemplates the laws of attraction and realizes what a slippery slope that is only after he has already fallen. There's no help for him now.
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23 Aug 2026
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“That’s so…”
“So what, Davrin?” Lucanis agrees, raising an eyebrow while taking a sip from his wine. “Tell us how you really feel about it.”
“Oh, don’t—c’mon. You gotta agree that you two dating is weird.”
Rook has, in fact, never disagreed with anything so strongly before.
“Why would it be?”
Davrin pulls a face. “I can’t imagine Lucanis kissing anyone. No matter how hard I try.”
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21 Aug 2026
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practice makes perfect by full_ofstarlight
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
14 Jan 2025
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His breath hitches as he slows his hand. The whole point of this is to practice.
It’s not a desperate frenzy, designed more for relief than pleasure.
He needs to slow down. He needs to learn to savor. He needs to be able to kiss every inch of Vanya’s naked body and still be able to fuck her.
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or, after a night together, lucanis and rook get some solicited and unsolicited advice from their friends and take matters into their own hands (literally)
or, before they have sex, lucanis gets some practice in
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- Part 2 of through the fourth and fifth ribs
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21 Aug 2026
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Never Tear Us Apart by Trophy_Kill1991
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
12 Dec 2024
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Lucanis braced one hand against the wall above her head, coming close. Rook didn't move, didn't back away. "This isn't a good idea," he warned, looking down at her through half-lidded eyes.
It was clear from the way she held his stare, from the way she lifted a hand and rested the tips of her fingers on his chest, that he'd not been imagining the reciprocation in desire he’d sensed. His heart seemed to skip half a dozen beats as she tipped her chin ever so slightly to better meet his stare. "Sometimes a bad idea is better," she countered.
********** OR **********
What SHOULD have happened after THAT cut scene, plus more.
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20 Aug 2026
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Lucanis/Rook/Spite by deputyrook
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
10 Dec 2024
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19 Aug 2026
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Before the Next Teardrop Falls by ArthurOfCamelot
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
19 Jan 2026
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Lucanis always holds himself back, a careful distance away from Rook, from losing the last good thing he has left. What does he have to offer her but a villa of graves and a mind that is not his own? Better to remain friends, to keep her safe.
Until Inquisitor Lavellan expresses his interest in her ... and it looks like Rook might be reciprocating.
Now that Lucanis risks losing her whether he confesses his feelings or not, he must put his heart and his pride on the line for her.
But will it be enough?
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UPDATE: oneshot will now be a multi-chapter fic!
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18 Aug 2026
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Bless me with your smile by min0uze
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
11 Apr 2024
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"As I became a silent witness to your adventures, I could not help but notice this gift you offer so easily to your loved ones. Shall I indulge a single selfish wish, I'd be overjoyed for you to bestow this present upon me."
Just a soft xedgin comic ♥ No word count, just pictures. 12 pages.
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28 Jul 2026
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22 Jul 2026
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Izzy looks to Edward, mouth working helplessly.
“Just let it happen, mate,” Ed suggests.
“I was hoping,” Stede continues, a little irritated by the lack of support, “that you’d let me—and Ed—know if there’s anything we could be doing differently, to make you more comfortable.”(Or: How Izzy Hands learned to stop worrying and love his co-captains.)
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- Part 1 of love like a powder keg
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22 Jul 2026
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“Do you think I could help in some way?” he asks.
Ed glances at him. “Like how?”
“I don’t know. You seemed to enjoy our little gag of trading places that one time.” Stede shrugs a shoulder. He’s wearing his pink satin waistcoat and matching breeches, no overcoat—too fucking humid tonight. Ed can see the shape of his arm through the thin linen of his shirt. “What if you pretend you’re the one who isn’t in charge, and I can pretend I’m the one who is. That would be fun, wouldn’t it?”
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Sometimes some co-captains invent soft domming to cope.
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20 Jul 2026
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Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.
And fuck, it feels good.
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20 Jul 2026
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“What do you think?”
Ed swallows. “About what?”
“Would you want to? Wear a dress? My closet is your closet; you can borrow my clothes whenever you’d like.”
“I’ve…I haven’t thought about it before,” Ed says truthfully. “No one’s ever asked me that before.”
“That,” Stede says, “is a damn shame.”
[or: another excuse to write soft gentlebeard sex ft. communication and an exploration of one anothers’ wants and needs - 🔥HOT!🔥]Series
- Part 2 of love, laughter, and other fine things
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20 Jul 2026
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“Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”
Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”
“Am I doing something wrong?”
“Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”
Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.
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- Part 1 of love, laughter, and other fine things
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20 Jul 2026
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Cleave the pin (slang, 1595) To bring a man to orgasm.
It’s a sobering thought for someone facing middle age to wrestle with, this notion one might be less than appealing in bed, and while he’d always known he was no Don Juan, Stede thought himself perfectly adequate in the art of making love. But ‘perfectly adequate,’ when facing the prospect of reuniting with the man that may very well be the love of his life, feels (pathetic, mortifying, distressing) like a quandary.
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20 Jul 2026
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It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.
When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.
Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.
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19 Jul 2026
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Stede exhales, warm breath stirring Ed's hair. "Again?"
"Stede," says Ed, "I'd sit on your cock all day for a chair and captain the ship like that if the option was available."
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Bookmarked by functionally_immortal
19 Jul 2026
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An offering to the Kraken goes awry.
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Multi-page comic set post S1.Bookmarked by functionally_immortal
19 Jul 2026