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He was trying to keep any movement to a minimum, not wanting to alert anyone else in the room (however preoccupied they were at the moment) to his little situation. It wasn’t that he was embarrassed per say about excusing himself to answer mother nature’s call; it was just, well-
He didn’t exactly want them to know he needed to piss.
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Franco knew he had a bad reputation, both on and off track.
People called him many things, a reckless, too aggressive driver, who only earned his seat by fucking up others' carreers', a typical alpha who spent more time with partying than anything else.
So yeah, people liked to talk, not like he cared.(Spoiler alert, he did.)
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- Part 13 of Packmom
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06 Sep 2026
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Designated Responsible Menace by StarflameInTheSky
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel (Comics)
03 Jul 2026
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Peter Parker is twenty-one years old, legally allowed to drink, and somehow has managed to avoid getting drunk his entire life.
That changes after a university celebration with friends... or at least, it's supposed to.
Instead of ending the night passed out or making questionable life choices, Peter discovers that his spider-enhanced metabolism burns through alcohol almost as quickly as he can drink it. He comes home a little buzzed, incredibly hungry, and far too cheerful for Tony Stark's liking.
Naturally, Tony has questions.
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08 Jul 2026
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Using Nagi's Northmerian-enchanted Kokona-themed spell book, Sougo drunkenly casts a spell for the Nanase twins to switch bodies for one day.
No one thought it would actually happen.
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06 Apr 2026
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Sawamura’s a sarcastic little shit, and Miyuki’s a happy-go-lucky loudmouth. There’s no reason why they should work, but there’s no reason why they shouldn’t, either.
(A personality swap AU. Kind of.)
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09 Mar 2026
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Tired and Shakey by SoftboiNeptune
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Apr 2023
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It was happening. He was crashing and it was hitting him hard. The energy from his last drink pouch had finally left his system leaving behind pure exhaustion. He knew he put too many in his drink. He just wanted the extra boost of his engines. That extra drive. He just wanted to see how far he could push himself. Too far apparently. God, he was shaking. It reverberated through his skull. He was going to throw up and combust all at the same time. He didn’t know what to do he was going to explode.
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- Part 4 of Disabled Heros
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13 Feb 2026