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Do Unto Others by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
13 Sep 2026
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What if the events of Project Hail Mary took place before Grace became a teacher, right after the publication of his final paper? Would he be the same hero without the drive his time with his students gave him, or would his selfishness take hold?
More importantly, what would that mean for the fate of humanity?
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A PHM AU in which Ryland Grace is a younger, less mature version of himself. While this seems inconsequential at first, it has an inertial domino effect that ─ once it starts ─ simply doesn't stop.
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So Do the Proud Men Die by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2026
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Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.
Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.
So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.
Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.
At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.
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He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.
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Maybe There's Nothing, Only This Moment by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
18 Jul 2026
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Grace struggles on the trip back to Erid. Some help from his best friend helps to put him back on track.
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“Rocky, what on Earth are you doing in—” I stop in my tracks. Or, more accurately, I trip, stumble, and then stop in my tracks. Letting out a stream of half-curses, I turn around to glare at the thing that's definitely bruised the front of my calf.
That's when I see Rocky.
He's… in a suit. Not his ball, but — oh my God — an actual clear, xenonite suit!
It's comprised of a lot of small, triangular xenonite panels held together by some kind of… glue? It’s clearly different to what he used for his ball, since it’s completely flexible and way more form-fitting. I can't even begin to imagine how long it took for Rocky to assemble all of those little panels. They're more like shards, actually, reflecting the light of the ship in little spots all over the room, similar to a disco ball.
The sight is enough to bring tears to my eyes. I doubt it was intentional, but it's really beautiful.
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No Me Mires Con Esos Ojos (Don't Look at Me with Those Eyes) by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 May 2026
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Keith can't sleep. He's been trying, really, he has, but to no avail. It's not his fault that Lance is just so... Lance. So, he spends his nights actually being productive instead of lying awake and fantasizing about something — someone — he knows he'll never have.
Lance can't sleep. Fucking Keith keeps leaving his room in the middle of the night. So, he gets sick of it. Man, he's gonna get pranked so hard.
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“You're terrible at this,” Lance observed, dryly. The flush on Keith's cheeks darkened. “I don't think I've ever met anyone worse at lying than you, actually.”
“Fuck off,” Keith grumbled, though he was unable to muster any real hatred in his tone. Then, softer, “I'm not lying.”
Lance hummed, unconvinced.
“I'll tell you what,” he said, spreading his hands placatingly. “I'll stop nagging you about this if you admit that I'm the better pilot.”
Keith scoffed. “So you do want me to lie to you?”
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Robots and Pancakes With Abs by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Wade Wilson has been in love with Spider-Man for quite some time now, and wants nothing more than to see his face. Things go a little sideways when Wade invites Spidey over to his house for some pancakes.
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
13 Sep 2026
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Super cute. Once again a Jenetica fic where Peter doubts himself and assumes he's insane😭
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
30 Aug 2026
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Someone took the premise of gay chicken and made it incredibly literal, and it somehow managed to become one of the best fics I have EVER read
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it's not gay if the socks stay on (one-shots) by periodically_puzzled
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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"Just a couple of dudes being guys." / "Just a couple of guys being dudes." / "Just a couple of dudes being gay." / "Show me your dick, Webs."
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29 Aug 2026
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Haven't read it all yet but I loved the second one lmfao
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Overstimulated by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Aug 2026
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Six months after the events of Brand New Day, Peter has an OnlyFans under the moniker OverStimStan, and he posts exactly what his username suggests. Wade is a gleeful subscriber who, naturally, has gone out of his way to befriend the person behind the account.
You know precisely what this story is.
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
28 Aug 2026
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this was amazing. I felt like such a perv clicking on this and then loving it but we ball bro🥹 I love the characterization in this