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Joseph Is Sold to One Direction by futurepilot
Fandoms: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Webber/Rice, One Direction (Band)
14 Sep 2026
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see title
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The Room flower shop au. Right as Johnny is about to kill himself, he gets a call from the girl at the flower shop saying that he left his sunglasses. One thing turns into another.
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2. Is Raphael actually any good in bed?
Haarlep: Bwahaha! Ha! Ha.
Haarlep: No.Some backstory. For...that.
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Clark chases after Bruce with the hope that together, they can investigate the way the meteor has changed their lives, and that they can voice this unspoken thing between them that's gone unspoken for too long. Maybe they can finally spend time together after a mission. Maybe he's finally gotten his hopes up too high.
Or, directly after Public Enemies.
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I Believe in Bruce Wayne (250 52nd St) by eosthedawn (futurepilot)
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Someone uploaded the interrogation to the internet.
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Wattpad woke up in their bedroom. The sun was shining and the first thing they heard was their mom from downstairs.
“Wattpad! You ad riddled, piece of shit, come down here!” She screamed at the top of her lungs.“Ugh.” They thought. “Another day, another chapter.”
And so they put on their glossy jacket over a white t-shirt and some sweatpants and quickly put their hair in a messy bun. It would have to do. They just hoped their mother made breakfast and wasn't actively selling them to the One direction mafia again.
He stumbled down the stairs, his orange/white orbs bouncing with the steps. “Yes mamma?” They asked politely.
She stood there, arms crossed, her expression mean and bad. Holding donation money around 15 thousand. And at the door there stood a mystery stranger with a nice suit and a “no beta” tag on their tie. They were sexy as fuck. But Wattpad didn't make it obvious. They looked like a bad boy with far too many bad hashtags and no premiums. Tsk, they thought, a bad boy who needs to be reported.
Bookmarked by eosthedawn (futurepilot)
14 Sep 2026
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Ron Weasley is Sold to One Direction by rainstormdragon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, One Direction (Band)
30 Dec 2024
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A crack fic taken WAY too seriously about Ron Weasley being sold to One Direction. Illustrated for your reading pleasure.
Bookmarked by eosthedawn (futurepilot)
08 Sep 2026
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tartaglia gets sold to one direction by orphan_account
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), South Park, One Direction (Band), Red Queen Series - Victoria Aveyard, Real Person Fiction
22 Mar 2023
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the tale of tartaglia going through heaven and hell to find love and security.
(and an aggressive amount of murder, sex, and crossovers.)
(and a war)
(and a emo teenager)
please note that if you came here from the red queen tag and or the South Park tag, most mention of these fandoms do not show up until later in the story, thank you!
ALSO if you don't want shity wattled quality writing, id recomend starting at chapter 6-7 and skipping chapters 8, 11, 14. but you can do whatever considering the whole damn story is so incoherent that it docent matter what chapters you read. it'll make zero sense either way (SO QUIRKY RIGHT!!!!)
Bookmarked by eosthedawn (futurepilot)
08 Sep 2026
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A Whole New Worl by Chianine for LemonScience33
Fandoms: The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room - Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell, The Room (2003), Real Person Fiction
16 Dec 2015
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Babyface nothing. I don't need him squeezing my ass like Hell when I fly to stars.
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Bookmarked by eosthedawn (futurepilot)
08 Aug 2026
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Let's Undress the War God by acernor, ShanBlackRX, The_Iron_Dragon
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2022
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“You’ve won,” Liu Qingge says stiffly, after a long moment. “I cede.”
“Oh?” Luo Binghe says, smirk spreading across his lips. “You’ll pay the forfeit?”
“Didn’t you just hear me?” He's trying to keep his temper in check, with Shen Qingqiu watching him so closely. He’s only one monster short; it would take two more to break past even.
“Very well then,” Luo Binghe says, grin stretching his lips irritatingly. “Strip.”
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Bookmarked by eosthedawn (futurepilot)
05 Aug 2026