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“Listen, you don’t have to spell it out, okay? I get it. I’m still pissed you cut me, but I get it. I’m not hero material, it was stupid to think I was.”
“Actually, Sonar, I cut you because you are hero material, and I think you have a better chance at going legit by yourself than Coupe does.”
“…Robbo, my man, tell me the truth. Are you high right now?”
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Ever since MechaMan Blue fell out of the sky, there’s been a gaping hole in LA’s indie superhero scene. Nobody’s stepped in to take over his old patrol routes or cover the territory left unprotected by his absence—too intimidated by the legacy to attempt to fill his shoes, perhaps.
Robert has an idea about who might be able to fill them.
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If you asked Han Solo what this tale is about, he would say it is the story of how he, a handsome and courageous spacer captain, became the favorite acolyte of a terrifying eldritch void deity, joined the Rebel Alliance, and helped save the galaxy from an evil space wizard.
If you asked said eldritch deity, currently going by the name Firmus Piett, he would say that "favorite" is a bit of a stretch.
(AKA: What if my favorite Imps were actually old gods?)
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So, like, Victor isn’t one of those “social justice warrior” types—doesn’t exactly fit his aesthetic—but some things are just facts, man. And the fact is, hybrids get kind of a rough deal overall.
As far as he sees it, the current meta on making it through life as a hybrid has just three options:
First option is to fit in. Do whatever you gotta do, cut whatever you gotta cut in order to be small enough, dumb enough, inoffensive enough—close enough to the median statistic on every single parameter that all the things that make you an outlier can be politely pasted over or ignored by the normies.
Obviously, Victor did not take this option.
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In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox.
This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.
(Also known as the one where Al & Vox used to bait angels, until they didn't.)
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In most universes where this story plays out, one of the first people Vox meets upon falling to Hell is a charming, bloodthirsty cannibal overlord who eventually steals his heart.
Usually, that overlord is Alastor.
This time, it's Rosie.
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How to Become a Superhero Without Really Trying by generalzero
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28 Jun 2026
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"A Qualitative Analysis of the Difficulties of Isolating a Specific Iteration of an Individual within the Multiverse" --by Otto Octavius, PhD. by generalzero
Fandom Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
30 Jun 2024
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Otto should have anticipated that his mission to check on Peter One would not be as simple as tracking down the Stephen Strange of his own universe and conspiring with Norman to create a multidimensional anchoring device.
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The first thing you had to remember about Jewel Casino was that you couldn't buy chips with money. It wasn't that kind of casino. You couldn't gamble your soul either. The casino's owner, the enigmatic and unnerving Opal Nox, was not interested in souls. Then what were you supposed to bet, you ask? The color of your eyes. All your memories before you were three years old. The second best day of your life. Anything you liked really. When you cashed out at the end of the night, you could buy those things back ...or you could buy other things.
The second thing you had to remember was deceptively simple: the House always wins.
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Gregory wants to rescue the possessed animatronics, but Glitchtrap holds all the cards. All except for two: a protective Freddy Fazbear, and a ride or die Daycare Attendant. The clock is ticking, but this time six am doesn't guarantee a happy ending.
Featuring a surprisingly cunning Sun, an unsurprisingly feral Moon, and a Freddy Fazbear working out his existential crisis of sentience by sucker-punching anyone who looks at Gregory sideways.
Split POV: Sun, Moon, Freddy, Gregory.
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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He'd never been what they thought he was. Champion, Chosen, Excelsior. There had always been a darkness, a weakness, a terror in him that none of them could see. Except three. And now, in the midst of a hopeless war, the one he murdered for it may have saved them all, the one who'd chosen him in spite of it might find rest, and the one he finally trusts enough to reveal it to needs to know why he believes, with all his heart, that they have reason to hope.
Their enemy might be an immortal demon queen, more than any mortal can hope to destroy. But the man he almost murdered as a boy ... always wins his second round.
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23 Aug 2026
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When a stolen VANDCO prototype rolls through trailing chaos, Invisigal and Sonar to clean it up. The villains are incompetent, the robot is not, and Visi is about to become a hazard-navigation anchor against her will. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.
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"It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."
Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."