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Alfred quit smoking back in the 70's after the end of the Vietnam war, when anti-smoking was on the rise and he could care enough to stop. It's something he would pick up again during tumultuous times, as old habits die hard, but he hadn't been seen smoking in the last two decades. In the last ten or so years, Alfred has experienced isolation due to his bosses whims and political upheaval. The other nations have heard more and more about the USA but have seen less and less of Alfred. Since the start of 2025 he was only seen during mandatory world meetings, and he's been looking worse for wear.
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Alfred is staying at Matthew's house for the world meeting that was being held in Toronto but things take a turn when the few tense days of hanging out with his brother before he heads home turns into more than that Matthew bargained for, as they are hit with a snow storm.
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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23 Sep 2026
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If Grace Need Rocky Stay by AutumnThePansexual
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
05 Oct 2026
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“I wish he didn’t care about me so much. It’s gonna really hurt when I die.”
“Why would you say something like that, question?”
“I dunno. I guess I don’t think I should really mean much to him. I mean, we were stuck in a spaceship together for a while, sure. But that was a forced proximity thing. I don’t expect him to be by my side every second of the day just because of that. I can’t believe he’s not sick of me by this point. Honestly, I wouldn’t blame him if he left and never came back.”
Adrian is silent.
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Or: Grace and Rocky are severely codependent. Adrian gets tangled up in their mess, too.Series
- Part 1 of IGNRS Universe
- Part 2 of Autumn’s PHM Fics
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18 Aug 2026
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After several weeks of abstaining for fear of being noticed by Rocky and his incredible hearing, Grace finally caves and decides to jerk off. Of course, Rocky catches him, and it leads to a wide array of wrong assumptions.
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22 Jul 2026
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The Air That Cannot Boil and the Ocean That Does Not Freeze by theyhavenotyetinventedawordforwhatiam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Sep 2026
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[Whichever one of you staggering fools is responsible for the failure of my mate’s exosuit], Chrysocolla breathes, their vents flaring to their full dilation. It’s a fruitless attempt to contain their anger. [I will personally throw you through the airlock and observe as your blood boils, and then I will dissect your vocal apertures to determine how hard you screamed before you finally exploded.]
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Known to Rocky and Grace as both Chrysocolla and Adrian, 🎝♩♪🎝 has been waiting on Erid for a hope everybody else has given up on. Will their waiting pay off? Unbeknownst to them, their mate Opal is coming home with something in tow that nobody has ever seen before.
A playlist made for this story is linked here: Adrian's been lonely
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29 Jun 2026
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Teaching a Tone-Deaf Wet-Faced Human How to Sing-Share by theyhavenotyetinventedawordforwhatiam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Jun 2026
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So—the million-dollar idea—a reverse-translator that can take Grace’s English and spit it out in an Eridian polyphony, that way Grace and Rocky can communicate more effectively. Plus, it has the added benefit of making Grace able to participate in Rocky’s sing-share like a real Eridian partner. And Grace will finally get some more Eridian through his skull, even though he’s never been much of a linguist. There are people back on Earth who would kill for the opportunity to study Rocky’s language, and the way his body produces it, and the culture associated with his words. Well, songs.
Grace, though? He just wants to participate, reciprocate, be equal as a sing-share partner.
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Rocky has officially moved into Hail Mary with Grace, but he's still dealing with the aftereffects of living nearly fifty human years by himself. By chance, he finds himself singing with Grace, and it's clear Grace doesn't fully understand what that means for Eridians.
Spotify playlist made for this story: grace rocky save stars
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29 Jun 2026