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Nico di Angelo and the Triwizard Cup by grammarb_tch
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2023
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Over the years, as Nico got his childhood memories back, he came to realise a great deal of things about himself.
The greatest of those was magic.
Nico di Angelo of the di Angelo line of pureblood wizards was now 23, a teacher at Ilvermorny school, a husband, and most recently: a parent.
So when Dumbledore comes from England to offer him a job and grill him about his husband, how is he supposed to respond?
Option A) go to Hogwarts, replace Quirrel as Dark Arts teacher and possibly prevent a multimillion dollar franchise from ever happening.
Option B) stay home, lock the doors and feed the screaming infant before he goes insane.
The choice was obvious.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter franchise, nor do I own the Percy Jackson franchise. They belong to Rick Riordan and Dobby respectively. I only own the plot and six of the characters (which should become apparent). Crossposted on Wattpad.
Thankyou for reading, enjoy!
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Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three-year-old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar carved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.
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- Part 1 of Ouroboros
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14 Sep 2026
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Ian Rider is not Alex Rider’s father. It's a complicated thing that Ian deals with by ignoring all the things that make it complicated. As Alex gets older, and starts to look more and more like his father, this becomes harder and harder to do. His secret, futile wish was that Alex would grow to look like Helen, instead.
(Ian already sees ghosts where Alex stands. He’s afraid to see more.)
Or: Ian, in the aftermath and the interim of it all. Ian, and how to raise your brother's son.
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- Part 1 of Leave No Trace
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29 Aug 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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27 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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26 Aug 2026
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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15 Aug 2026