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    Danny's Google History: "Federal Trade Commission Guidelines for dating your only industry competitor"
    A series of snippets regarding two late-twenties men who refuse to age gracefully while falling in love.

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    Series Status: Long Term Hiatus
    I am currently not working on this fic, and no plans to return to it.

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    Jason Todd is many things: hero, smartass, wicked cool crimelord, world’s prettiest omega, zombie(?). Everybody knows that. What they don’t know is that he’s also a giant lovebug. Prime tells him as much as he crawls into Prime’s oversized hoodie with Prime still in it, stretching the fabric of the cotton collar where it’s worn thin and soft.

    “Yeah, whatever,” Jason says, because at some point very early on in their relationship he developed the essential ability to tune out Prime’s inane rambling. Then he asks: “Do you care if I put you in one of my contingency plans?”

    “Nuh-uh,” Prime says, drunk on the scent of contented omega.

    “Cool. Next time I go into heat, you can join,” Jason says.

    Prime obtains an omega, a pack, and a dam. It’s a weird week. He’s so friggin’ into it.

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    10 Oct 2026

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    She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    [Interim](https://archiveofourown.org/works/11177367/chapters/24953175) by starkraving

    Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Ganondorf/Link/Zelda, 96.5k words, rated E.

    Set after BotW, it begins with the sale of a very large horse to an equally large Gerudo man named Draga and only gets more wonderful from there.

    I didn’t have to think about it; this is *the* fanfic to me. Easily the one fic I would save if the library were burning, so to speak, without hesitation. This fic is not even in my primary fandom—hell, it’s probably not even a fandom I would have ever really chosen to read fic in if this hadn’t been recced to me. But it is so *beautiful*. It is a beautiful story full of all sorts of things I love (connection across lifetimes, defying fate, fighting against evil, love) wrapped in the sort of poetic, surreal, dreamlike prose that fanfiction in particular does really really well.

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    From a Hobbitkink prompt:

    The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

    The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

    (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

     

    (Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

    ~**~

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    22 Sep 2026

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    TBR ON REC

    [Sansûkh](https://archiveofourown.org/works/855528) by [determamfidd](https://archiveofourown.org/users/determamfidd/pseuds/determamfidd) (Bagginshield/Gigolas, T, 577K)

    *In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.*

    It’s an actual masterpiece. And I’ve reread it many times.

    Here’s a quote that I think about far too often, that sums up the vibe pretty well:

    “And here was proof, actual proof of that devotion; proof that a Dwarven King loved a Hobbit, eighty long years after his own death.”

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    Apoptosis- Form of cell death, also known as programmed cell death, in which a ‘suicide’ program is activated within the cell. It is a normal phenomenon, occurring frequently in a multicellular organism.

    For all intents and purposes, the Lazarus Pit works. It brings Jason Todd back to life, back to sanity. It stitches together old wounds and grants a second chance to Gotham's Red Hood. The only side effects are temporary catatonia, then equally temporary insanity. The Lazarus Pit works perfectly.

    Then, it doesn't.

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    19 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    For a crying day

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    25 Jul 2026