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  1. Summary

    A series of fics I wrote for Bottom Blitz Week 2024, can be enjoyed seperately, or in cronological order with some overarching themes and emotional throughline.

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    A collection of Machanzo AUs that generally sees them falling for each other for the first time

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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    He loved Blitzø. Loved his scent, loved the calluses of his hands, loved the lines of his body. It only stood to reason that he would love there being twice as much of it. 

    Three times as much? Blitzø had been rather slim, and now... 

    OR: It's "Mission: Big Boss," except Blitzø comes home as a... BIG boss. You know?

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    11 Jul 2026

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    With their new relationship now growing deeper and more serious, Stolas decides he wants to do something special for Blitzø -- Make one of his most unusual and thrilling sexual fantasies finally come true by stealing a spell from the restricted archives of the Ars Goetia Library.

    It's just a silly old spell... What's the worst that could happen?

    Unfortunately, both of them are about to find out.

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    24 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    One thing that Blitz had realized over the course of his pregnancy was that carrying a giant fuck-off monster baby also meant that you had giant fuck-off monster hormones, and right now he probably would have ground his dick on sandpaper if it had looked at him the right way.

    Blitz, carrying a baby from a beast Stolas, wants to get plowed, and what he wants, he gets. For days 2, 3, and 5 of Monsterfucker week, Size Difference, Animal Instinct, and Eldritch Form.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    A clean dyslexia skin for Ao3.
    I made this following the British Dyslexia Association Style Guide and then tweaked with requests and ideas dyslexic readers brought forth.
    There's a guide inside on how to further tweak everything from font to size to color so that you can customize it for your needs.

    Dark mode available in chapter 3!

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    25 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Stolas pulled Blitz into a kiss and the banter flowed like Lust’s perpetual rainfall, easy and comfortable and fun, fun in a way that nothing had truly been for as long as he could remember. Fun in a way he wanted to lasso so it could be ridden away into a beautiful future like one of Blitz’s horses. Fun in a way that could be shared forever and ever, a wondrous eternity.

    He plucked up one of the condoms and rolled it around in his fingers, talons tracing the colors as it crinkled, and the needle-sharp edge slipped right through with a pop only he could hear as he dropped his hand to hide behind a wrinkle in the bedsheets. Through the plastic, through the latex, dragging just enough.

    There was nothing wrong with tempting fate a touch, not when it was offering itself up on so enticing a platter.

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    20 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pilot Stolas baby trapping AU. Delicious description of Blitz's squish