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  1. Summary

    Leo and Luis throughout the seasons.

    The earlier stories were a possible attempt to find a third person to theoretically join Leo/Luis in their relationship, however by the time I actually finished those fics the person I had in mind was no longer really at Barcelona lol. Each time!

    While I believe these all to be linked and in the same series, they can all stand on their own and it is not necessary to read them all or in order with the exception of "Maybe I'm Enough" coming first.

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    Ramos finds out Messi hasn't been with Cristiano in months. Things go from there.

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    Leo's Barcelona playing Kun's Manchester City in the Champions League. No matter the winner, someone's going to need comforting.

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    David Villa gives Leo a massage to help with a back injury. And he can't help himself... but Leo doesn't seem to mind.

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  5. Summary

    Currently just the one fic. But I have a bunch of material for the sequel if I could just find the time to write it.

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    “Shane. Are you fucking telling me-” Rose stabs her phone case with her nail, lowering her voice to a harsh whisper. “Are you fucking telling me that you slept with Bad fucking Bunny?”

    “Well, he wasn’t Bad Bunny when I fucking slept with him, okay?!”

    Or: the one where Shane finds out he slept with Bad Bunny in 2016 before the infamous Tuna Melt Incident after Ilya purchases tickets to his tour as a surprise anniversary gift.

    Please read the tags and beginning author's notes before continuing.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Twenty years after everything fell apart, Shane Hollander is on the cusp of becoming MLH Commissioner when Ilya Rozanov walks into his office and back into his life.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    There was a time when Ilya believed Scott Hunter's coming out would revolutionize hockey forever— but for every step forward came two steps back.

    When Shane and Ilya meet again late in life, can they make their second chance work?

    OR: Old Man Hollanov Yaoi.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    Four months post Sochi, four months of being ghosted by Ilya Rozanov, the Metros are bought by Petrov 7, a multi-national corporation headed up by Mikhail Petrov, an openly out billionaire who has plans to transform the MLH, starting with the Metros.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    24 Aug 2026