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“This is where you’ve been?”
“It’s not usually this bad, I swear! I just, I really pissed him off this time, and-”
“This time? He do that a lot, does he?”Ash has been gone a few days too many. Spike finds her at home, and everything that was hidden comes crumbling down in a single night.
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- Part 3 of Until the Next
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"You’re pretending like it never happened!”
"You think I can pretend I never saw that?”
Spike finds out what happened in that bathroom. But why won't Ash talk to him about it?
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- Part 28 of Febuwhump 2026
- Part 12 of Until the Next
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Joey’s frozen. He’s hardly breathing. He didn’t come to this place to make a scene; that’s the fastest way to get busted. He definitely didn’t come here to get shanked, either.
Joey’s not too happy to see Shawn and Corey at the bar. Not until they’re his only way out.
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- Part 27 of Febuwhump 2026
- Part 10 of Slipknot gang aus
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Joey steps back, wiping his hands on his pants. He doesn’t see the person, waiting, at the side of the screen.
Shawn gets a nasty surprise on his computer.
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- Part 26 of Febuwhump 2026
- Part 9 of Slipknot gang aus
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Shawn said he was coming to pick them up. They just have to wait a little longer. But though the cold doesn’t touch Joey anymore, it's not the same story for Sid.
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- Part 25 of Febuwhump 2026
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A Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU series with Spike and my OC, Ash, born from hurt/comfort daydreams until she developed an entire plot along the way. I actively write and post all over the timeline, but will keep the series in timeline order.
Their relationship is a slow-burn, starting out with reluctant friendship and travelling through... well, you'll see. Expect mostly non-explicitly-romantic stories with plenty of hurt/comfort!
Find more of this pairing outside the main timeline in Until the Next AUs
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- 76,340
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- 22
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Febuwhump 2026 by hpg
Fandom Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Letterkenny (TV), Slipknot (Band)
28 Feb 2026
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- 62,930
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- 28
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I've made enough gangster!slipknot stories that I can put them all in one place! AUs plural because these are not strictly connected stories even tho some of these could plausibly be in the same universe
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- 16,728
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- 10
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The Slipknot highschool au where Joey is having a kind of horrible time.
All parts can be read as stand-alones. I'm just putting them together for me since they are in the same universe.
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- 20,461
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- 9
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Joey has black spots on his memory, a place the universe seems to want him to find, and many, many, broken toasters.
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- 7,680
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- 4
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All That Remains by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
27 Apr 2018
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Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
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- Part 1 of All That Remains Universe
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- English
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- 247,281
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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Bookmarked by hpg
09 Sep 2026
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A mess after this fic. Mind-blowing slow burn foreshadowing, so many twists and reveals which made me holler at the screen <3
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Do You Wonder What You Are? by thezenithcalls
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Nov 2025
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Previously titled “zenith's uncanny legolas fics”
A series of fics exploring Legolas being different and more odd than the other elves. Think having weird power, uncanny valley, and, of course, his eyes
Title from AD ASTRA by STARSET
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- 34,634
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29 Aug 2026
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“The Eldar would beget children only in days of happiness and peace if they could."
JRR TolkienMirkwood is fraught with war when its Queen falls pregnant; its citizens are too busy on the frontline to raise a child, and so the elfling grows up to become untamed. Unsuited for Mirkwood society, Legolas is sent on patrol to the edge of the Kingdom, isolated and fated to live out his years alone.
A chance meeting with a ranger may change that fate.
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- English
- Words:
- 82,910
- Chapters:
- 13/16
- Comments:
- 289
- Kudos:
- 680
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- 121
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- 14,468
Bookmarked by hpg
26 Jul 2026
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What, no comments about his sexy pecs?” House leaned against the cabinets, tapping his cane against his shoes. “Cameron, you’re slacking. Normally after a look like that, you’d have the guy’s balls in a verbal crush.”
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The last thing Joey remembers is the bottle of pills.
Bookmarked by hpg
03 Feb 2026