idioticIntelligence
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The Hanged Spider by idioticIntelligence for niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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The Hanged Man is a card of sacrifice, release, martyrdom.
The Spider is a card of dream-weaving, moving forward, new ideas.
The Hanged Spider is something altogether different.Trapped in a web of your own design, you hang from a single thread, bound. You have woven this trap for yourself, and caught yourself instead of a fly. Escape is difficult, but not impossible. Free yourself, little spider, before a bigger predator comes along...
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- Part 3 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Winter in NYC by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Venus reminisces, April meddles.
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- Part 2 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Heart beat to the beat of the drums by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2022
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Rumors of the Boy-Who-Lived going clubbing in Muggle London have made their way to one Tom Marvolo Riddle. So, he gathers up his most trusted Death Eaters and... goes clubbing?
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- Part 1 of While you're here in my arms
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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey by alfisha, artsy_girl, CherriixBerrii, etherealisms, feycityriddle, HollowLies, idioticIntelligence, Sakuragane_San
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2021
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Harry is a Slytherin in the 40s, stuck at Hogwarts with Tom Riddle.
Tom doesn't know it, but the universe is pulling a classic 'Harry is from the future, knows everything about who he is, and doesn't like his vibe', while Harry... is trying to avoid Tom at all costs and figure out how to get home.
Of course, Tom is utterly enthralled with the one person who doesn't fall for his trickery and tomfoolery. As a consequence, Tom will stop at literally nothing to get Harry to notice him.
Cue the most batshit crazy antics imaginable and... possible romance.
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The Fair Folk aren't ones to get attached to humans. Humans are generally irritating, and while they may be interesting for a time, they aren't worth getting close to.
Tom has always thought them fascinating, and occasionally will spend a few years among them to see what chaos he can cause. Of course, he doesn't suspect that a human - let alone a human child - will become precious to him. Then again, he hadn't met Harry Potter until then.
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Tom is a member of the Unseelie Court, and finds sweet little Harry, who smells of milk and honey, fascinating.
Recent series
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Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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All my snippets and drabbles go here, whether they end up being used for something bigger or not. No guarantees on if they'll be continued. Enjoy.
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In which Tom and Harry go clubbing and fall in love.
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I don't know these characters, and I doubt I ever will by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Future Man (TV)
08 Apr 2020
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Fluff with a fluffy Karkat.
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
11 Sep 2026
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DAVE: but yeah no i actually just wanna take it kinda chill if thats okay
DAVE: slow and easy
KARKAT: NO, YEAH. ME TOO.
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS REALLY NICE.When Dave wakes up to sleepy kisses and his boyfriend's bulge pressed up against him, what else is he supposed to do other than have potentially the best morning sex of his life? It isn't like they have anywhere else better to be.
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
11 Sep 2026
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“Did y’all play house? As kids?”
“Did we play fucking what?” You ask.
“Guess you don’t have families,” he muses. “It’s, uh, a game. That human kids play. You’ll pretend to be a human family, like, a mom, a dad, two kids… a dog.”
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A conversation regarding the concept of parenting.
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
11 Sep 2026
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As Evidence For You To Unravel by misskitka
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics)
27 Nov 2025
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Bruce stared back at her, hoping to encourage some response but she remained still. He grunted, “Unless you explain this ‘personal matter’ to me, I will have no choice but to find the League members you’ve placed around the city and expel them.”
Talia glanced around them for just a moment as if contemplating what to say. It was odd to see her unsure. Her voice was steady when she spoke, “I have lost something precious to me, I will leave when I have recovered it.”-
There are League assassins moving through Gotham and Bruce needs to find what they're after. He doesn't expect it to be a runaway from the League seeking sanctuary from him.
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- Part 24 of A Single Dad Who Works Two Jobs
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Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
19 Aug 2026
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This is Jason’s first chance to work with the Bats again. He cannot screw this up. Even if he’s running on fumes.
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Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
18 Aug 2026