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"None of what you have gone through is your fault, do you hear me?”
He knows his voice is going to break as he speaks his next words, but he says them anyway. “But my fa-my father-“
“Was wrong.” She scoots just a bit closer to him, and when he doesn’t pull away, she wraps her arms around him so fiercely he can’t help the sob that escapes him, and he clings to her like she’s his mother.
orYuna tells Ilya it’s not his fault. Because he needs to hear it.
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"For God's sake, Penelope Featherington, are you going to marry me or not?"
He grins at Penelope, holding out his left hand. He says it like it's inevitable, like this had been the plan all along. Like their souls had always been destined to intertwine for more than one singular night inside a Featherington carriage.
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He pieced three things together very quickly.
1. This man looked very similar to the statue next to him.
2. This man was the statue next to him.
3. This man was no longer a statue.Despite all of this, only three words found their way out of Alec’s mouth.
“That was graceful.”
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Maybe he will finally learn to expect nothing, to hope for nothing, to crave nothing.
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“Yeah, of course. I think my red notebook is on the desk right there, so go ahead.” A faint ding sounded through the apartment. “Oh, one sec, I have to go put my laundry in the dryer. Be right back.”
Magnus turned towards the desk and picked up the notebook sitting there. Magnus noted that it was actually more of an orange color, not red, but he knew Alec got things like that mixed up.
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alec writes poems about magnus and mistakenly lets magnus read said poems
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rum & coke by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Sep 2026
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Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-
“Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.
“Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”
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When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.
Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.
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07 Sep 2026
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Shane’s eyes drop down, landing on Ilya’s mouth—except all that does is bombard him with fifty different images of what Ilya’s lips would look like with saliva dripping down his chin, cheeks rosy-red, gazing up at Shane with hazy, galaxy eyes as he lies naked and ruined in their sheets.
And then, because Shane never learned how to control his lovesick mind when it comes to Ilya, that thought is immediately accompanied by the image of Ilya all fucked-out, his blushing face panting with the exertion of keeping his thighs spread, of being taken apart. He thinks about Ilya moaning and whimpering, hole fluttering helplessly as Shane teases it with his tongue, his fingers, his cock, thinks about Ilya begging for him, to let him cum—
“Shane?”
—and suddenly Shane’s hungry in a completely different way.
(It’s 8:02 in the morning when Shane watches Ilya sleep—dead to the world, curls a mess, with drool dripping down pink lips and onto their silk pillows—and thinks, I want to fuck my boyfriend.)
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05 Jul 2026
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“I want to fuck you before my dick stops working.”
“You know that’s a possible side effect, right? We don’t know that’s gonna happen.”
“Mm. If I expect it I will not be disappointed.”
“If it does, we’ll figure something out. And—“
“A broken dick is better than a broken brain.”
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or; ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.
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02 Jun 2026
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rimming becomes him by vanillatunamelt for blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 May 2026
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Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.
He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.
Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.
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29 May 2026
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Duty of Care by boopboop
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, get loved.
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- Part 3 of Duty of Care
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20 Apr 2026