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  3. Summary

    I need to get better at porn. It's been dragging down my series when I get to sex scenes and they are lack luster at best. This is just a bunch of drabbles of me writing it until I get better.

    I'm taking prompts for more ideas over on my tumblr.

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    Shiro was never rescued. Instead he fought his way up from Champion to a General in Zarkon’s army. Furthermore, Keith was born, raised, and climbed the ranks as a half-breed inside the Empire. He has never been to earth, and Shiro is the first human he's met.

    Keith was transferred under Shiro’s command by the Emperor as a reward for the General’s excellent work. His official position is assistant, but his society does not frown upon superior/underling relationships or the demanding of sexual favors. Keith is capable of leaving, but he would be taking away the Emperor’s personal gift and lose everything he’s workedfor.

    Despite the power difference, they have grown quite fond of each other. Shiro hasn’t seen another human since Matt was taken to the work camps. He is very attached to Keith, doting on him constantly. Keith has not had someone genuinely care for his mental and physical well being since his mother died. The no strings attached kindness Shiro has shown him has made the General the center of all his devotion.

    They have started a consensual relationship based upon mutual love, but with some very unhealthy aspects. Shiro asks for more than he should, and Keith gives too much.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    It wasn't yet evening, but the sunlight was fading from the fake Bamboo House deep in Luo Binghe's underground palace.

    As he knelt above Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe's eyes shone.

    'In any case, if I'm just a beast in Shizun's eyes, I might as well act like one.'

    Shen Qingqiu's soul is not dragged away that night in the underground palace. Instead, he remains with Luo Binghe and Xin Mo for six more days.

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    27 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Liu Qingge has survived qi deviations, Huan Hua Palace, Maigu Ridge, and Luo Binghe himself.

    So when he starts coughing up white petals after one disastrous campaign, the explanation is obvious: demon curse.

    Unfortunately, the flowers seem less interested in demonic qi than they are in Luo Binghe’s name.

    Liu Qingge intends to cure himself.

    Preferably with a sword.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!

    When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?

    After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.

    Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!

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    24 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    After Xie Lian discovers a secret, Jun Wu seals away his senses to keep him trapped within the Palace of Xianle.

    Whumptober Day 4: hypnosis / sensory deprivation / "you're still alive in my head"

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Shen Yuan never saw himself as the alpha type, but fate must have thought differently. Transmigrated into a cliche BL novel, Shen Yuan reluctantly plays the role of Shen Jiu: the pining alpha with a bad case of second male lead syndrome for the story’s omega protagonist, Xiao Hua.

    Committed to playing his part, Shen Yuan grows increasingly confused when his scripted love rival (and the devastatingly handsome male lead of the novel) Luo Binghe, can’t seem to leave him alone.

     

    OR: Shen Yuan never picked up PIDW, and instead enjoyed trashy, trope-y BL novels. Reading them is fun, but transmigrating into one? A nightmare.

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    29 Jul 2026