imcompletelycalm
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don't ask questions (you don't wanna know) by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2025
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“Hyung, I’ve always wondered,” Cha Eugene began innocently, “Why do you dislike Cheongryeo-sunbaenim?”
It should be known that Park Moondae is very, very sleep-deprived, and slightly tipsy. Therefore, he should not be held accountable for anything he says or does.
Park Moondae prepares to evade the question by playing dumb, and he’s half-way there when his dumb mouth decides to say something completely different. What comes out of his mouth is this: “Who the hell would get along with their ex-boyfriend?”
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When a joking line of questioning gets a serious, if drunken, answer, TeSTAR learns why Park Moondae and Shin Cheongryeo are Like That.
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- Part 1 of debut or die
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the disastrous fake boyfriend by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
17 Aug 2024
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Much to his chagrin, Saiki has found himself the object of affection for the prettiest girl in the school. He’s tried almost everything to get Teruhashi to lose interest in him without hurting her feelings (and consequently sending her fan club after him… and potentially losing his friend).
Fortunately, the school’s rumor mill offers the perfect solution: reject her by letting everyone know he doesn't like girls. Unfortunately, it involves fake-dating one Toritsuka Reita, aka the only person Saiki trusts to not fall for him, for this plan to work. Good grief.
[Saiki fake-dates Toritsuka for a month. This is all for the sole purpose of letting Teruhashi down gently. He has no ulterior motives whatsoever, no matter what Aiura or anyone else seems to think.]
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VS coming out by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)
20 Jun 2024
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"Aniki, I need to tell you something."
“What's up?” I ask again, with dwindling interest, until I suddenly remember something I read the other day. Ominous tags. Bad ending. Merry bad ending. Fuck. I grab his shoulders. He startles, shaken out of his protagonist's tumultuous inner monologue. Miiko slips out of my lap and meows plaintively at the both of us from the other side of the couch. My heart shatters. I somehow manage to resist dropping everything to hug the cat. This disturbs Ayato even more.
“Sorry, one moment, Miiko. Ayato, are you okay? You're not getting bullied? None of your friends are having any potentially life threatening issues of the mental or physical nature? You don’t have any life threatening disease or-”
[Ayato comes out to his weird but supportive older brother.]
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just an ordinary bl protagonist's weird older brother by imcompletelycalm
Fandom 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)
20 Jun 2024
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this is just where i'm keeping my "a man who defies the world of bl" fics lol
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debut or die by imcompletelycalm
Fandom 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2025
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just where i'll keep my Debut or Die fanfics lol
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the fewer good friends someone has, the closer they usually are by SerpentineJ
Fandoms: Gintama
03 Apr 2018
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"Hello?" Hijikata says. The voice that comes out of the phone is slightly tinny but distinctively smooth.
"Is this Shinsengumi Vice-Commander Hijikata Toushiro?" Hijikata's mystery caller asks.
"Yeah," Hijikata says. "Who is this?"
"I'd like to set an appointment." The person on the other end of the line says. "8 o'clock, Saturday evening. I'll text you the address."
"Sorry?" Hijikata frowns, taking the phone away from his ear to check the caller ID- Unknown, as he had seen when he had picked up the phone. "Who the hell is this?"
"It's about Sakata Gintoki." The voice says. "8 o'clock. Don't be late."
The dial tone sounds as they hang up. Hijikata glares at his phone.
"What the hell was that?" He mutters.
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Or: If you want to date Sakata Gintoki, you might have to deal with a few other Joi Rebel idiots first.
Or #2: Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi all give Hijikata the shovel talk. In their own unique ways.
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Bookmarked by imcompletelycalm
13 Sep 2026
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“Twenty-one grams leave the body when you die,” the textbook says. “Some scientists suspect that this lost weight is the soul leaving for the afterlife. If these grams are indeed the source of soulmates, readers may wonder, how can such a small weight encapsulate our love?”
Or: An exploration of the Straw Hats, piracy, and freedom through soulmates.
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If You Get a Big Enough Bookshelf, Gravestones Could Be Your Bookends by Game_Changer
Fandoms: Gintama
02 Apr 2020
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He doesn’t believe in ghosts, really. He might be the tiniest bit afraid of them though.
[Gintoki’s side of Kids Who Don’t Play With Trains. Translation into 中文-普通话 國語 available inside.]
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11 Sep 2026
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Kids Who Don’t Play With Trains When They’re Young Will Never Grow Up to Become Skilled City Planners by Game_Changer
Fandoms: Gintama
17 Jun 2019
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Two idiots engage in the longest, most utterly pointless con of the century for no particularly good reason.
[General Gintama spoilers up to and including the Baragaki Arc. Translations into 中文-普通话 國語 and Українська available inside.]
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11 Sep 2026
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sake ceremony <3 by SoccerSarah01
Fandom Haikyuu!!, One Piece, One Piece (Anime & Manga), 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
13 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by imcompletelycalm
09 Sep 2026