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Loki dies. And then he gets a shitty job and a shittier apartment in a bland, Limbo-like afterlife.
There he meets Mobius, who he feels a strange connection with from the start. When Loki hears rumors about the "People In Charge" (PIC) - the only ones who might be able to answer his questions (such as "How did he die?" and "Why can't he remember it?") - the two set out to find them. If they even exist. Alongside a strange hitchhiker named Sylvie who has her own mysterious reasons for wanting to track down the PIC, they find themselves on the not-so-scenic road through Limbo on a search for the truth.
And maybe, just maybe, they'll find themselves along the way.
(The Wristcutters: A Love Story AU that haunts my dreams)
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little white truths by imperiousphasmid
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Jun 2022
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Rex opens his mouth – to thank her for her help and tell her they’ll be waiting just over there, patiently, without making a fuss, right Cody? – but he doesn’t get a chance to say anything before Cody beats him to the punch.
“I’m his husband.”
Rex stops dead.
Or: Obi-Wan ends up in a medcenter and Cody lies to get in to visit him. (Or does he?)
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between deceit and right now by imperiousphasmid for smaragdbird
Fandoms: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017)
18 Dec 2021
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This is far from the first formal event he’s attended as Thrawn’s translator. Playing that role is just about where the similarities end, however. Those have been Imperial events. Sure the hosts change, but after the first couple, the patterns became predictable, almost boring even. Thrawn is either paraded about the room or left mostly to hover and observe, depending on the type of event and the scale of his most recent military success. And as much as Eli hates the way Thrawn is treated as some kind of trophy, he’s learned how to get through it.
But this is something else entirely.
Or: When Thrawn and Eli go undercover to infiltrate a fancy party, things quickly get more complicated than either of them had planned.
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the same cloth by imperiousphasmid
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Aug 2021
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“I wanted to see you off. And, I suppose, to offer my assistance. But only if it’s wanted.”
Bo-Katan takes a step back and starts to turn, a protest already on the tip of her tongue, but as she does, she catches sight of herself in the mirror – the crooked collar on a shirt that makes her overly aware of the lankiness of her arms, her hair which had been combed once – before she’d continued to run her hands through it over and over again between tries at adjusting her collar. The fact that she’s not even wearing pants.
Alright, so maybe she’s out of her depth.
Satine helps Bo-Katan get ready for a date.
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only we know by imperiousphasmid
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Jul 2021
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The blemish is visible there on the side of Fox’s neck, partially obscured by the collar of his blacks. It stands out starkly against the brown of his skin, a dark splotch of color tinted purple. Thire barely has enough time to wonder what in the stars could have caused it before Fox is slapping a hand over the spot, effectively obscuring it from sight.
“That,” he snaps, eyes going wide, “is nothing.”
Quinlan Vos starts spending more and more time hovering around the Republic military base. Fox starts sustaining... mysterious injuries. Thire can only assume the Jedi isn't treating his Commander right. (And so, the Coruscant Guard puts two and two together and gets five.)
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Torchwood Coffeeshop Misadventures by annieRUOK (imperiousphasmid)
Fandom Doctor Who, Torchwood
24 Jan 2013
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“Brother, has anyone ever told you that you’ve got a staring problem?”
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24 Sep 2026
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Launchpad looked stricken. “Oh no. Can the fun-loving uncle marry the handsome single dad? Is that even legal in this country? Oh, no, does this mean me and Drake can’t get married?!”
The boys turned in unison to stare, speechless. Webby muffled a shriek of total joy.
"Launchpad,” Huey whispered. “Are you—are you and Drake getting married?”
LP’s eyes glittered in the rearview mirror. “Not if our love is forbidden,” he choked out, devastated.
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- Part 2 of gay birds (and meddling kids)
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23 Sep 2026
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"What's this I hear about nude sunrise yoga?" Jack drawled. "Tell me more about these fantasies you have about me, Robby."
Robby shook his head once, like he didn't know what conversation they were having. Good. "It was a joke," Robby said, tone saying this was obvious. "The kid's miserable living with Santos. I wanted him to feel like he'd be helping me out."
"That just so happened to involve a very specific image of me," Jack pressed.
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23 Sep 2026
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Jack turns up at Robby's door at 6am with some questions.
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These two idiots work out some feelings.
Light and fluffy.
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22 Sep 2026
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“Don’t give me that shit, Robby. Not to me.” Robby grit his teeth and looked to the side.
“Oh, so what? Why do I have to explain myself to you? You get this, you—” Robby sighed. “You’d think you might appreciate some gallows humor, after everything.”
“And you think if you keep joking about it I’m not going to act like it’s real,” Jack said. “But I know gallows and I know humor and I know what I’m seeing right now. Don’t give me shit, Robby.”
As the day shift winds down from the events of the Fourth, Jack notices an increasing pattern of disturbing behavior from Robby. He's well acquainted with the signs; too well acquainted. Something is wrong. And Jack is not losing Robby.
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- Part 2 of malicecharity's rabbot fics
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22 Sep 2026