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Impossible by improbablepoet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
24 Aug 2026
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Jaskier helps his friend, a Witcher, bring his adopted child home and maybe he finally finds a home of his own too.
"Jaskier didn’t know his role anymore; for the last few years, he had been helping his best friend take his child home. Beyond that, he had no idea where he stood. He had no family, no planet, no job since his desertion. All he had was a friend and a mission and now that mission was over. He kept walking, following that friend inside into the unknown, and he thought about how he would do it all over again just to hear that child’s laugh."
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- Part 2 of The Witcher crossovers
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And they kissed! (Oh my god, they kissed)
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"Once every couple of months, she started feeling that itch. She loved being pampered by her boyfriends; she really did. They made her feel like a princess every single day and that was the best kind of feeling. She had probably used up all her luck by finding them all at once. But, sometimes, having the sweetest and most gentle men in the world in her bed wasn’t quite enough. On nights like these, she needed to be used and discarded like a dirty dishtowel to feel satisfied. And her boys, as always, delivered."
Basically, a sweet little slut gets passed around and treated like she deserves and she enjoys the fuck out of it.
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Harvey knows Mike is his. He feels it in his bones ever since he met the kid and decided to commit fraud to hire him as his associate. If only Mike was aware of that.
"It was at night when the flashes came. Images of Mike under him, whining and panting as Harvey systematically sucked on his neck in order to leave bright purple marks no one at Pearson Hardman would be able to ignore in the morning. At first, he tried to not give in. Maybe because of that, night after night, the fantasies got harder and harder to ignore. On one occasion he woke up from a particularly hot and steamy dream at three in the morning, one that made all of his most locked-up desires come true. That was the night that broke his resolve. Harvey Specter touched himself to the thought of another man for the first time in his life."
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You took a piece of me with you (come back to me) by improbablepoet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
25 Jun 2025
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Steven of the Wolves had a childhood best friend, someone he lost a long time ago. James of the Cats also had a best friend when he was little.
"None of the individual features stood out to Steven; they were not what made his limbs go slack, his plan completely abandoned. It was that face and those eyes which were now looking at him differently than they had a couple seconds ago. He knew that face. He remembered it from his childhood, before the Wolves had taken him away."
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- Part 1 of The Witcher crossovers
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The Witcher crossovers by improbablepoet
Fandom Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Mandalorian (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Aug 2026
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Alex is Sam and Dean's little. They all live in the bunker together and very pleasurable adult fun time is one of the most recurring activities for this trio.
Set in an undetermined time in the series (obviously after the boys find the bunker). Basically it's an excuse to write PWP.
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The Wolf Pack by improbablepoet
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jan 2024
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The witchers of the school of the wolf are a pack lead by the beta Vesemir. Lambert, the youngest of them, is the pack's omega. Geralt and Eskel, the only mated pair, love to take care of their little wolf. They all thought packs were a witcher thing, long forgotten amongst humans in the name of progress, but then a bard decides to join. And then a cat. Kaer Morhen never thought it would increase its numbers again, having lost so many witchers there is barely four of them. Lust truly moves mountains. Or was it love?
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A look into what the first seasons of Supernatural could have been if Dean was canonically a trans man. Who knows? Who supports him? And, most importantly, what happens when Castiel rebuilds his body after being to hell?
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A series of short glimpses of Sam's life in Stanford in which his friends realise there is a lot about him they don't know.
Mostly canon compliant.
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Declaration of Want by KillingMyDarlings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 Aug 2026
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“Grace like touch Rocky, question?” he asked, his voice still devastatingly breathless.
I groaned, sinking my head into the perfectly sculpted curve of his neck, nuzzling into it just to hear his breath catch above me.
“Yeah, Rock,” I muttered, “I like it a little too much.”
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03 Sep 2026
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Annoyingly Pretty by artistsfuneral for Hailhailsatan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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“This is such a terrible idea,” he pants against Geralt’s lips.
The Wolf’s eyes are consumed by need; pupils blown so wide Lambert is barely able to make out the gold of his iris. He never wants Geralt to stop looking at him like that. “You’re right,” Geralt agrees but doesn’t even pretend to move away from him.Series
- Part 25 of short tumblr stories
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22 Aug 2026
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A Bard In The Hand... by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Sep 2024
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...is worth two in the tavern?
In which Geralt finds himself with a lap full of bard, and isn't entirely sure what to do about it.
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16 Aug 2026
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Fuck, what has he done until now? Told Geralt… nice things because he thought that he’d like to hear them and was proved right about it, on top of it?
One day he’ll have a long chat with Geralt about how much his previous partners had no taste.
Right now, though —
“What,” he asks, moving closer, “that you’re lovely?”
Geralt… doesn’t flinch, not exactly, but a few more tears fall down, and — “You don’t have to lie if —”
“I’m not,” Jaskier interrupts him at once, letting his hands go to grasp his face, pressing their lips together to try and start making his point. “Fuck, you are lovely, other than drop-dead handsome, but then again I haven’t been staring at you like that for months for nothing.”
Or: in which it turns out Geralt does have a praise kink that hits him harder than he'd thought. Jaskier is more than glad to indulge in it.
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02 Aug 2026
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"So," he clears his throat one evening, having just rinsed Geralt's now clean, soft white hair, and damn how he wishes the man would just take care of it somewhat decently, "I was wondering."
"What?" Geralt says after he doesn't go on for a bit. It didn't sound particularly annoyed. Right on.
"This is a very broad question, but I was just curious, no need to answer if you don't want to -" Jaskier starts, having learned that giving the man a way out is always a good bet.
"Just get on with it, won't you?"
Jaskier clears his throat, leans down, puts his elbows on the rim of the tub. "How do you feel about pet names?"
Or: in which Jaskier has a question for Geralt. It doesn't get answered the way he had assumed.
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02 Aug 2026