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Trinity gets off with help of her toy.
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Teasing by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Dec 2024
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Vi makes terrible decisions while bored. Texting Caitlyn is not one of them.
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Silver Spoons & Shiny Staples by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2023
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Dabi’s memory is about as damaged as his skin. Going about his life with reminders from overly-friendly co-workers and various notes he can’t remember writing, his routine is interrupted by a feathered freak who won't stop staring at him.
Hawks' career is faltering under the pressure of the public eye after a failed deal with the HPSC and the only thing keeping him going is the shiny, grumpy waiter at the LOV, a local cafe who he can't keep his cool around.
Even if the nicknames for him are getting increasingly crude.
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Creative Chaos Telephone Fics by ashenice, astronautwithatophat, Beingwithaskillet, Blancfortune (RahDamon), Bouji, CoolPandr, cryolyst, daylightbreaks, DemyxDancer, hailstormtsunami (orphan_account), Isabel_Lynden, kosmochan808 (orphan_account), kourota, Louie_writes, Lucifer_is_my_bitch, MangaManiac, MarinaCipher, MermaidInDisguise, Myrte46, MysticChemyst, orphan_account, pitifulpining (insanemuppet), PromistDream, RewriteTheUniverse, Silvered_Fox, solidagold, The_Weeb_General, TheJayBoi (CoolPandr), Toboe1087, trixiexmoon, TsukkiNoNeko
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Apr 2022
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mission report by bosbie
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Dec 2019
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Lan Wangji is a superhero, and Wei Wuxian is the supervillain who saves him.
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Bookmarked by insanemuppet
13 Sep 2026
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lan zhan, in love, rambling in his reports: He’s so pretty are we sure he’s evil
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somewhere between the seed and the sky (fly away, flyboy) by kay_cricketed
Fandoms: Banana Fish (Anime & Manga)
31 Dec 2018
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Freelance photographer Eiji Okumura unexpectedly attracts the attention of a local superhero and, with it, equal shares of wonderment and trouble. He'd be happier about the change if not for the amount of evil monologues he's had to sit through.
Like, there are so many.
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cap the chords around the rime by eneiryu
Fandoms: The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself (TV)
13 Dec 2022
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“I—like them,” Nathan admits, his fingers running around the stained tips of Gabriel’s own. “Is that weird?”
“Weird is relative,” Gabriel answers, after a moment.
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“You really do have a soulmate.” Arthur said with a frown and Merlin shrugged. “That might be a problem.”
"Can’t stand anybody but you having a shot a true love?” Merlin asked flatly. Arthur wrinkled his nose.
“No, idiot. Spirit animals don’t get along unless they belong to their soulmate. If my bird sees your hideous lion-“
“He is quite dashing, thank you. Besides, your bloody bird is too loud-“
“My bird is just trying to do me a favor and tune you out!” Arthur snapped and took a long breath “The point is they can’t be around each other. So unless you want Emmy to pluck out this lion’s eyes I suggest you tell him to bugger off.” He snapped. Merlin was inclined to tell Arthur to bugger off himself, but was immediately distracted by one word.
“Emmy?” He repeated and smiled. “You did name him.”
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In a time of myth and a land of magic, your soulmate’s spirit animal looks after you (even after you meet your soulmate). Arthur and Merlin are oblivious fools. We know this. That doesn’t change here.
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Neil was at a bus station, sprawled on the benches and staring at the ceiling, zoning out to the poorly tuned radio station and ignoring his throbbing body, battered and bruised, when he heard a voice inside him say I don’t like this song.
Neil closed his eyes. “You don’t like anything,” he replied, but Andrew didn’t think Neil was real, so he never stuck around when Neil talked back.