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blessed are thou amongst by thespideyboy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 Aug 2026
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"If you're lying to me- I'l hurt you. I'll do it."
“No problem. I’m not lying, so. No need for that.”
“I’m serious.”
Grace can’t help himself.
“Nice to meet you, Serious. I’m Dr. Ryland Grace. Um- but everyone around here calls me Grace."
Silence.
“That’s your cue to tell me your name,” he notes.
The continued silence is deafening. Wide shoulders heave with heavy breath, that dark gaze tightening at Grace’s further insistence. Greasy, inky hair falls around his face, unruly tendrils shielding scarred skin from the outside.
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Halfway back to Erid, the Hail Mary receives her third and final passenger.
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21 Sep 2026
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“My mom wants me home for Christmas.”
Hal raised a brow over his reading glasses. He didn’t look up from his book. “Why’d ya say it like you’re bein’ court martialed?”
“Because I may as well be," John muttered.
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14 Sep 2026
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Do not go gentle into that good night by Bananaman99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Little Misfortune (Video Game)
09 Sep 2026
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Simon has never been good with kids. When a child appears out of thin air in his submarine and the COI still refuses to pull him up, all Simon can do is protect her from the horrors of the ocean. Even if he knows there's not much hope for either of them to live.
Ryland Grace is living his best life on Erid. He has a wonderful best friend, scientific colleagues who respect him, and students who adore him. Unless he decides to make the journey back to Earth, however, he doesn't expect to see another human any time soon. He certainly wasn't expecting to stumble upon a traumatized father and daughter welded into a blood-filled submarine.
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18 Aug 2026
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In the Eye of the Beholder by deareverlasting
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
03 Sep 2026
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The story of the Dragon Master went like this:
He appeared five years ago, riding the only known Nightfury alive as of today. He came in the night in armor made of gleaming black scales raiding dragon hunter ships, his face obscured by a matching mask. No one knows the mans true identity, and if they do, they never lived long enough to tell.
It was rumored that he would bring the dragons he saved back to his island. It remained hidden, a haven for the beasts he rescued. So hidden, in fact, that many believed it lay at the very end of the world; people called it the Edge.
Rumor has it that he's building a dragon army, so large that he could burn entire islands within minutes and disappear in the same amount of time.
No one knows who he is, but Jack does.
The Dragon Master straddled his hips. He gripped Jack’s wrists above his head with one hand, grabbing his sword and bringing it to Jack’s throat.
“Give me one reason I shouldn’t use this,” He snarled, and Jack recognized that nasally voice anywhere. It couldn't be true; it was impossible. He'd died during the battle with the Red Death five years ago, and yet...
“Hiccup?"
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- Part 1 of The New Guardians
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13 Aug 2026
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Avatar: Protector of Peace (Voltron X ATLA crossover) by Lava_Serpant
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Sep 2026
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A lot has happened since Katara and Sokka found Aang in the ice. Back in the Earth Kingdom to find an Earth bending teacher for Aang they’re confident that they can face anything in the way without anyone else unless it’s Aang’s teacher.
But when Aang has a vision of a mysterious man with feline creatures in a swamp and found him for real Aang suddenly and quickly forget how kidnapping is illegal.
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What Lance and Keith is doing is definitely illegal. They should know, they made the rules, but coming across a planet with alien life that looks and acts exactly like humans who were they to resist the temptation to blending in with an undiscovered alien civilisation? How were they supposed to know this world had magic people who could move elements with their mind? And what the heck was the Avatar?
AKA Lance gets kidnapped by some kids and decides magical powers/destined saviours or not they need adult supervision.
AKA Keith gets stuck with a ansgsty prince, a tea loving uncle, goes through hell trying to find lance, make sure they don’t die, and resist the urge to commit manslaughter or homicide.
He succeeds at most of that stuff.
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30 Jul 2026