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this message is to let you know that i won't be back tomorrow by Adversarial
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
01 May 2017
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Tord moves closer, and you finally shift your gaze to his shit-eating grin.
"Classic, stupid Tom. Always thinking you're worth something. Always dragging everyone around you down. You're worthless, you know that?" He sees something pained in your expression and leans in, smile gleaming in the television's dull glow. "Absolutely worthless."
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(you may be an idiot, but even you know that this isn't a love story)
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- Part 1 of tick, tick, boom!
Bookmarked by iomo
07 Sep 2026
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The world is dying at the hands of the Red Army, now they turn to their last resort: An Armistice. At least this way they could stall for time.
Not gonna lie, Tom thinks it's pretty useless. So does Tord.
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- Part 1 of War Time Darlin'
Bookmarked by iomo
03 Sep 2026
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"Red Leader, darling," Tom's gentle voice whispered in his ear, sweetly fake and reeking of insubordination. "I think we're going to have to kill this guy."
Tord should've left him to die on the street. He hated nothing more than being teased.
[in which Tom ragebaits his leader, all while Tord tries to decipher what the hell it all means.]
Bookmarked by iomo
01 Sep 2026
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truth without love is brutality, and love without truth is hypocrisy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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“Ow, ow, ow, that hurts— that hurts, Thomas, OW, you’re a bitch, this hurts, you bitch, OW—“
Tord already hurled the screwdriver much farther from Tom’s reach, but that doesn’t stop Tom from using his bare hands to pop the bullet out of Tord’s skin like it was a pimple. A phalanx-sized, metal pimple. With the legs of an ant. Colored red, because obviously, it was colored red.
“Ow, ow, ow, ow—“
It’s not working.
“Of course it’s not working!” Tord manages to trap his wrists in one hold, forcing him down on his seat. “I told you, spilling all my truths is the only way to flush it out! Now keep listening to me wax poetic about you, I just remembered the mole on your taint.”
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- Part 10 of sometimes i just hate to love you
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Bookmarked by iomo
30 Aug 2026
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“Oh my god.” His face is contorted in horror. “What the fuck, Tord?”
“‘What the fuck’ me?” Tord manages, voice a bit strained. “You just tried to kill me!”
“You’re fucking hard!”
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Physical fights aren't new to Tom and Tord. Getting turned on during them definitely is.
Bookmarked by iomo
30 Aug 2026

