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when oceans recede by dutch (itsevanffs)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Aug 2026
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"Sorry if I was too forward, the other time—" Rocky says, eyes glued to me as he shifts on his feet, index finger and thumb tapping together on his free hand. "I just got excited. I really like your theories, Dr Grace. I've read… all of them, I think."
Rocky never really learned to deal with grief very well. Good thing he can make it Grace's problem.
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One thing Derek Hale has never been, will never be, is redeemable. No, he's too broken, too fucked up for that. There's too much blood on his hands: an amount that several lifetimes of baptismal water won't wash off.
One thing he is, however, is lonely. And a man who convinces himself he can't get better can only get worse.
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November 2026. Michael Robinavitch leaves the Pitt for three days in order to attend an international conference of emergency medicine in London.
Several days later, people all over the world begin falling very, very ill.
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fluorescent angel under ultraviolet lights by dutch (itsevanffs) for scribespirare
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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Robby never goes out. And he definitely doesn't hook up with kids half his age who don't even look legal. But just once, one single night, he decides to let himself not think about anything or question his decisions.
And now look at where that got him.
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"What are you thinking of, huh?" Miguel breathes against his skin, his hand sliding from Miles' hip to his stomach to caress it, pelvis to sternum and back again.
"You," Miles answers honestly. "I love you."
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The Annual Culty Awards by duplicity, goldenzingy46, itsevanffs
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2026
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FOLLOW THE OFFICIAL CULTYS ACCOUNT ON TUMBLR HERE!
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bad, worse, worst? by dutch (itsevanffs)
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
20 Aug 2023
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the spaceman says everybody look down (its all in your mind) by ellemzee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Aug 2026
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“I’ve always wanted to be abducted by aliens,” Grace says, five or six beers deep, and Rocky chokes.
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I'll Eat You Up I Love Grace So by Laiquilasse
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Aug 2026
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I do not want Grace to be hurt. It is the most precious creature in my life. I would be lying to myself if I said I did not love it. I have never had such a close bond with a being in such a short measure of time. I adore its voice, and its laughter. My hearts sing when it delights in a discovery, and when it tells a story. I surge closer when it leans on the xenonite that separates us - when a tap on the barrier enables me to see right inside it, to its bones and nervous system.
I want to treasure it always.
I want to consume it all.
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Rocky is in love with Grace and simultaneously wants to eat him. you can't have it all, particularly not when Grace's appendix needs removing.
Bookmarked by itsevanffs
22 Aug 2026
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erotic almost-vore not-cannibalism is a new kink for me but i'm absolutely not complaining
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Years ago, Sheriff Stilinski had been prescribed sleep meds and refused to take them on principle. That orange bottle, filled to the brim, has been in the fridge ever since. Stiles had never cared to try them and didn't want the hassle of selling them so he left them alone. Now he sees a greater purpose for them.
The sheriff would never approve of them being friends let alone them dating. Stiles is underage and Derek is the kind of guy that makes Sheriff Stilinski frown and shake his head before mumbling about how lawless and feral people are in this day and age.
Those sleeping pills are his only option.
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"Don’t get your panties in a twist.”
Stiles bristles. Today’s already been crap, and now he gets home only to find the red tide of hell has seeped into his pants. He doesn't have the patience to deal with this right now, so there's no helping when he blurts out.
“I don’t wear panties. I’m a boy.”
Derek just… blinks at him. “Okay.”
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“Take your costume off.”
“Uh—” Jeremy purses his lips, trying to keep his voice steady when that's the very last thing he expected to hear. “Why? What are we doing…?"
Without a fucking second of hesitation, the Squip replies, as casually as ever, “Because you’re going to touch yourself, Jeremy. And I'm going to watch."
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Post Halloween party, the Squip decides Jeremy deserves a reward.
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Bookmarked by itsevanffs
13 Jun 2026
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blast to the fucking past with this fandom but waow. i knew i would find delicious mindbending porn here and i was right