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Kisuke heard Yoruichi and Kuukaku’s faint giggles. Byakuya’s fake annoyed huff. He could feel Hirako’s weird grin and Hiyori’s confused eye twitch. He particularly heard Central 46’s disapproval, but he paid them no mind.
How could anything matter when Ichigo chose that moment to stand up and offer him his hand? Before he could rationalize it, they were both standing face-to-face, looking at each other.
“Ask me again, Kisuke,” the orange-haired Shiba said softly.
“Please, be my co-lieutenant, beloved,” Kisuke said like a prayer, looking at Ichigo’s eyes. There was something in there that he couldn’t quite place. But it didn’t seem like a denial, so Kisuke’s heart started to beat even faster, if that was possible.
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Or the one where Urahara Kisuke assembles the Twelfth Division exactly as he wants.
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- Part 2 of Back to the past
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Soifon was a strange kid, Kisuke thought, while he wandered around Rukongai.
The way she worshiped Yoruichi was a bit pathetic, if he said so himself. To be fair, it wasn’t like Kisuke had the moral authority to judge her. Not when he was aware enough to admit he was millions of times worse whenever Ichigo was involved.
But again, Ichigo wasn’t Yoruichi.
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- Part 1 of Back to the past
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3 times Kimimaro didn't want to meet Naruto (+ 1 time he really wanted to) by itsgettingcrazieroutthere
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17 Mar 2023
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Kimimaro was fifteen when he first met Naruto.
He couldn't really say that it was a good first impression.
In fact, Kimimaro's first impression of Naruto was that he was a loud, dumb, poor, disrespectful fucking midget. At that time, it was a relief when the night was over and the boy left with Sasuke and Itachi. Kimimaro was glad to think that he would never have to cross paths with a nobody like him.
But oh, boy, he was so wrong...
Or 3 times Kimimaro didn't want to meet Naruto (+ 1 time he really wanted to).
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- Part 2 of Sticks and stones may break my bones
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Kimimaro's sickness is back with vengeance and he's miserable, and right now? Right now he just wanted Naruto by his side.
But Naruto is not dumb and sent reinforcements to distract Kimimaro until he could go home himself and take care of his boyfriend.
- Or, the one where Kimimaro is soft for Naruto, but Naruto only.
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- Part 1 of Sticks and stones may break my bones
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Por aquele momento? Tudo valia a pena. - Ou a única detenção que Harry mereceu e a única da qual ele não se arrependeu.
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Everyone knows strange things happen on the Grand Line.
Dreams from an unknown future aren't as common, but, well, Luffy's a D and all the information checks out.
In which Garp and Sengoku interfere and collect people as they go, Luffy gets a best friend and two brothers for his birthday, Drake is brought along for the ride, Shanks isn't arrested on sight and Makino is happy that everyone's becoming good friends.Series
- Part 1 of i saw it once in a dream
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11 Sep 2026
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The day Zoro agreed to follow Luffy was the day Zoro’s life changed.
He wouldn’t have expected it given his current circumstance of being strung up in the yard, crucified and on display for the entire marine base to mock and gawk at. Yet, even though his predicament couldn’t get much worse—having been beaten and starved up until this point—there was an irritating hope that presented itself in the form of a scrawny boy wearing a straw-hat. Zoro caught a scent in the air, his nose tickling with recognition.
Omega.
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In which Zoro navigates life with an Omega as his captain, and what it means to be a good alpha.
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- Part 1 of The Alpha Emporium
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11 Sep 2026
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Luffy and Zoro take a pleasant little swim together, despite the fact that Luffy can't swim and Zoro told him no. Many times.
He just can't refuse his Captain. Even if he does, Luffy still wins, because he's just Luffy and that's how it goes.
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07 Sep 2026
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Law has been awake for twenty hours straight. He’s fine, everything is fine. And he will continue to be fine so long as no one takes his coffee away from him.
Enter: Luffy.
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- Part 2 of These Things Happen 'Verse
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07 Sep 2026
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When Vice Admiral Garp requests to board the Thousand Sunny, he is unceremoniously told no. Robin is all too happy to tell him why.
"Because Luffy does not want to see you. I don’t need another reason than that. But, if you’d like me to give you one… You will not be seeing Luffy because you are a coward that doesn’t deserve him."
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07 Sep 2026