jonphaedrus
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courage is the most foolish thing in the world by jonphaedrus, Samifer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
31 Aug 2026
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Eight years after declining to succeed his mentor as Pokémon Professor of Kalos and fleeing the region, Doctor Augustine Sycamore returns to Lumiose City looking for a new start. There he meets Professor Lysandre de Lys, a chilly, ill-tempered man who takes an instant dislike to Augustine. But there's more to Professor de Lys than meets the eye, and he's about to find that Doctor Sycamore is not all that he seems, either.
And then they fuck.
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the men astonished mount the skies by jonphaedrus, Monahwonah
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), Borderlands (Video Games)
28 Aug 2026
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He should never have told Sophia the truth, because if he had never told Sophia the truth, then she never would have refused him, and if she’d never refused him, she never would have begged him to go on one last hunt, and if she’d never begged him to go on one last hunt, he wouldn’t fucking be here, crashed on Northwest Passage on his dead ship, thrusters and warp drive both blown out and all internal nav systems silent, with two thirds of a Vault Key and his brain on overdrive and the skeleton remains of a crew that had been overtly robust at the time Hyperion had put the Erebus out to space massively overloaded and with a worthless navigational AI that he’d said at the time was going to get them all fucking killed.
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The other disciples sayd vnto him: we have sene ye lorde. And Thomas sayde vnto the: except I se in his hondes the prent of the nayles and put my fynger in the holes of the nayles and thrust my honde into his syde I will not beleve.
[ John 20:25, Tyndale Bible ]
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“I sleep naked in the summer,” Alfonso informed her, when Despina had spent longer than she entirely intended staring at his long-fingered hand wrapped around his now quite-hard cock. “Will that be a problem?”
She could only shake her head, shutting the wardrobe doors. “You’re a nasty old man.”
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Leporello I Am Fucking Begging You To Dump Your Boss by jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte
02 Mar 2026
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A Leporello/Don Giovanni ship manifesto video from Citrus Con 2026.
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Three men in a complicated relationship have a lot of kinky sex while figuring out how to get better at loving one another and themselves.
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rainbow rocket boyfriend swap by jonphaedrus
Fandom Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
27 Oct 2025
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there's a plot for this series theoretically but up until i write it, it's just "there's four of them and they fuck"
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Super Effucktive 2025 by jonphaedrus
Fandom Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Tales of Symphonia
31 May 2025
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golden lads and girls all must, as chimney-sweepers, come to dust. by jonphaedrus
Fandom Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
25 Jul 2025
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gabranth lives. and so does ivalice spin on, the years before her winding away, wrenched from the axis upon which they once hinged. so do many things change. so do many not.
(ivalice au; "for want of a nail" being gabranth lives, and all this spells for generations to come.)
[ title from shakespeare, cymbeline, act iv, scene ii ]
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Guilt is a burden James cannot afford to carry on the march. Francis devises a plan to lighten the load before they set out.
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Bump in the Road by Samifer for jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
10 Apr 2025
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Pokémon professors, as far as Diantha was aware, had to be open to debates and discussions. Many of the breakthroughs of the last few decades, including those Augustine had contributed to, had come about after periods of skepticism, of long, drawn-out explanations regarding both results and circumstances. Scientific progress usually involved, after rigorous experimentations, some convincing. Demonstrations and whatnot.
Despite this, there was apparently no proof good enough for Professor Augustine Sycamore when it came to admitting that he was owed a break.
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
27 Apr 2025
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This fic got me so hard I stood up and then grayed out
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three-body problem [fanmix] by Anonymous for jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion
28 Nov 2024
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
18 Apr 2025
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music for all horrible eva ot3 fanfic forever and always
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The Exorcist of Venice by radishanatomy
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
23 Aug 2026
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Aldo Bellini, the newly elected Dean of the Sacred College of Cardinals, is thrust into a situation which will forever alter his views on faith, the world, and his fellow Men in Christ—especially a certain aggravating Venetian Cardinal with a bad temper and a worse attitude.
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
07 Mar 2025
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Brilliant, genius fic. Contrasting tedesco and Bellini within the setting of the supernatural and forcing them to solve problems together is so much fun and so complex and so unusual. It's just great reading and the characters all rock. The ghosts and demons? Terrifying. I genuinely love wvery word and can barely wait to read and read and read
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In the Congo, in Iraq, in Afghanistan, Benítez is plagued by nightmares.
In Rome, he meets Lawrence, and the nightmare ends.
Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
27 Feb 2025
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"They open Christ’s heart. They peer inside. All they see is love."
Fics that feel tangible in my hands