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According to Harry, his world has gone to shit, died, and is now clumsily knitting itself back together. It's not the same as it used to be. Harry has never felt the loss of it worse now that they've returned to Hogwarts for a final Eighth year. Hogwarts is still damaged, memories lurk in every corner, his private life is clutched in the greedy, soul-sucking hands of the wizarding public, Hermione is a little too smart and, worst of all, Draco Malfoy is staunchly avoiding Harry's attempts to antagonise him for a semblance of normalcy.
Lucky for Harry, he's got a handy map to help him get Malfoy to pull his wand for once. He just wants a fight, is all. It really shouldn't be so difficult.
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Harry hates going home, and Draco seemingly has a thief with a penchant for returning stolen goods. How fortunate that Harry's got nowhere else to be but an empty Grimmuald Place, eh?
Alternatively: the past isn't quite as buried as Harry would prefer, a house isn't a home once it's been taken over by a Dark Lord, and nobody's getting any good sleep. At least Kreacher's happy.
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After Calamity Ganon's defeat, Zelda asks a very stupid question (if you ask Link, that is).
Alternatively: Zelda is insecure about her place in Hyrule. Link is obsessed with her, never ever wants to leave her side again, and mildly burns some bird meat.
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Lucy Heartfilia is a noble daughter on the run from her father's controlling hand, only to find herself in the domain of a territorial, surprisingly friendly dragon... who knows more about her than he initially lets on.
Dragon AU. Cross-posted on FF.net.
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Natsu's determined to be the best dad when his daughter is born. To beat out his competition for the title of Best Dad in Fairy Tail, he must train his skills with Lucy's hair! One-Shot.
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- Part 2 of caandle's NaLu one-shots
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An Honest Conversation by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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“So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.
It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”
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Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.
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gold stars, good deeds by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
18 Dec 2022
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“And the one this weekend? You cut off. His. Finger.”
“To be fair, that one wasn’t my fault.”
Peter shook his head, nearing his breaking point. “Unbelievable. Utterly unbelievable.”
“You do the alliteration-when-upset thing too?” Wade said, gaping at him. “I have never wanted anyone so carnally.”
Or, Peter coaches Wade on how to be a hero with the help of some positive reinforcement (as if he didn't have enough to deal with this Christmas).
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Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
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"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.