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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Will 🤖
    Hollander's never had a girlfriend, right?
    So, this has to be, like, SERIOUS serious.

    John 💩
    With OUR Rosie

    Peter 😎
    Man of course Shane Hollander's gonna be the one to break her gay boyfriend curse

    Halfway through filming the second X-Squad movie in Montreal, Rose is pleasantly surprised to have formed a genuine connection with hockey superstar Shane Hollander. When they start dating, she's just happy to see where it goes.

    Not as happy as her three older brothers, though.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    “This is just crazy,” J.J. said. “Give me that, Pike, I’ve got one he absolutely can’t pass.”

    “Oh, so you’re saying it’s my fault?” Hayden asked.

    “Skill issue.” J.J. paused. “Ok. Pedro Pascal.” His voice was smug. 

    A long silence stretched while Shane Hollander looked at the camera, seemingly deciding whether it was worth it to lie.

    “No!” J.J. said, horrified. 

    “Pass… I—What?”

    “The entire internet wants to fuck this man!”

    “Okay?!” Shane Hollander said, throwing his arms out. “I don’t know what to tell you!”

    “Jesus Christ, okay.” Hayden shuffled behind the camera. “Ilya Rozanov.”

    A flush bloomed across Shane Hollander’s freckled face, intensifying so fast it looked like his face was on fire. 

    “Uhm.” He pressed his lips together before his shoulders dropped in resignation. “Smash.”

    Or: A clip of Shane Hollander playing smash or pass goes viral and Ilya wants to eat him alive.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    “Hello,” someone said from behind a small, rickety desk. “Could you maybe not splash water all over our forms?”

    The guy was dressed—fittingly—in red scrubs and they were shockingly flattering on him too. He had black hair, a slightly dorky haircut, and very big brown eyes. Freckles were scattered across his nose and cheeks, his lips full and a little pouty. He was, well, pretty. There was no other word for it and pretty wasn’t a word that usually came to mind when Ilya was faced with a guy.

    “It's raining.” Ilya gestured vaguely towards the door he just came through.

    “Yes, okay, but please don’t shake it everywhere.”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows at him. “Do you want my blood or not?”

    Or: A uni AU where Shane is Ilya's bi awakening with a side of "who did this to you?"

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    15 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Louis's mouth goes dry. "You're very forward."

    "Am I?" Lioncourt's eyes glitter. "I suppose I am. I'm very traditional. Old-fashioned, one might say."

    "This is old-fashioned?" Louis returns, looking pointedly at the scant distance between them, looking around the empty garden as if looking for a chaperone.

    Lioncourt grins, and Louis's heart trembles traitorously. He looks younger smiling like this, more handsome, too. "Eager, then. Is that more believable?"

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    07 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    Alex reluctantly submits to the stiffest, least romantic kiss of his life, then examines Henry's inexplicably impeccable everything from head to toe. "You look like you've been ironed."

    For a fraction of a second, something flashes in Henry's eye—amusement or anger, Alex can't tell. Either way, it's the closest thing to an emotion he's ever managed to wring out of the deep-frozen bastard, so he's calling it a win.

    "Much as I might prefer the application of red-hot metal to my bare skin over the current state of affairs, I've not been granted the relief of that alternative." Henry does something with his hand that makes all the staff start scurrying around—including, somehow, Alex's Secret Service detail. "It's nearly time for our intimate candlelit dinner. Are you adequately prepared to feign enjoyment of my company?"

    "Is that a challenge?" Alex narrows his eyes. "Motherfucker, by the time I'm done you'll think I'm in love with you."

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    06 Sep 2026