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Allow the Ground to Find its Brutal Way to Me by leanconnoli
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 May 2026
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"Why give us brains and thoughts and curiosity at all if She was just going to turn around and call us traitors for using them?”
Crowley's fall in stages, from three perspectives, plus a conversation with God.
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Your Feedback is Greatly Appreciated: Excerpts from the Guest Book of Jeff’s Inn by the Sea by leanconnoli
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Oct 2023
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Ex-pirates Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet settle down to find peace and happiness as innkeepers, to mixed reviews.
"There is sometimes a seagull around the property. You may even encounter it inside the building. Do NOT, under any circumstances, be rude to the seagull. You do not want to know what will happen if you are rude to the seagull."
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Don't Hold This War Inside by leanconnoli
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
22 May 2018
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Charles and Erik are captured for unknown reasons and imprisoned together. As Charles' serum wears off, Erik tries to comfort him, and they both come to terms with their ill-fated love.
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Do You Know Where The End Is? by leanconnoli
Fandoms: X-Men (Movies), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
31 May 2015
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Another defeated cry came from outside their stronghold. Not long now. There was little for them to do but wait. No matter the outcome, the people that they were would soon cease to exist. It suddenly seemed imperative to Erik to get his infernal helmet off. It had been years since he had allowed Charles in, and every second without that beloved presence in his mind was agony.
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Greg and Mycroft enjoy some good old fashioned office sex. Based on the TFLN: "Our date last night was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk." "I can pencil you in at 3:30" PWP
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Home is where the stars are by SoftButchCassidy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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Simon wakes up. He hadn't thought he would wake up after his lungs were filled with blood. And yet, here he is, in a pitch-black room, wounds tended to, listening to the most beautiful song he's ever heard.
He's in a world where the stars are alive, and he's been rescued from his blood-soaked iron coffin by a strange, clever little rock-spider alien trying to save the stars. Of course he'll help. Too bad neither of them are biologists...
But the new human ship approaching them might have someone aboard who is... if they don't turn Simon into a lab rat first, anyway.[BloodyMary where Simon gets wormholed to PHM 'verse but it's before the Hail Mary arrives, so he's saved by Rocky and spends a while on the Blip-A]
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10 Sep 2026
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Indomitable Grace by thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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The Blood Eel only knows pain and isolation in its world. Others have come searching for answers, only to learn in the end that death is the only one that matters. But then it meets Simon. As it unmakes him it catches a glimpse of something its never seen before, Happiness. It wants to learn about it, yet Simon doesn't know it. It goes to throw him away, but then he utters a prayer.
Hail Mary, full of Grace
The Blood Eel searches the cosmos and comes across The Hail Mary, occupied by Ryland Grace, and it decides this is what Simon was asking for. So it obliges.
What follows is the story of two lost souls coming together in a cosmic event, learning together to live, to love, to be happy. All while The Blood Eel looks on, insuring it continues to learn, one way or another.
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Bookmarked by leanconnoli
01 Sep 2026
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"Anomaly Simon very friendly toward 'little rocks' but frequently forgets Eridians fully sentient and capable medical professionals, statement."
Grace parses that. "He's not taking you seriously when you talk to him?"
"Keeps trying to hug nurses, statement. Upsetting. Upsetting."
(Art by Cait May <3)
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- Part 1 of Eridian Painkiller Series
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28 Aug 2026
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In Good Hands by Corentine
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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He’s not much of a talker, Grace has quickly discerned, the words he does share are spoken gruffly but quietly, even the gratuitous swearing. More habit than actually irate. Still, Grace is just wondering how to fill the silence without just rambling when Simon cautiously ventures, “Say I’m not dead. Say it is real… why rescue me? Why fix me up?”
He tilts his head, nonplussed, “Because you were stranded and you were hurt.”
“That’s not what I’m asking,” spoken through gritted teeth. “At least, at least be honest with me. For what reason? What do you want in return?”
In his lap, Grace’s fingers flex.
“I don’t want anything in return,” he says steadily.
(A bloodymary fix-it fic with extra emphasis on touch starvation, and boy is Grace ravenous.)
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19 Aug 2026
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Ava steps into the room as the COI officers spin him back around. In her hands are two things: a cuff and a muzzle.
“No,” Simon whispers again. There is nowhere to go and yet he still sways backwards.
“Yes, Convict.”
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or the one where Simon is contracted to protect Ryland and Rocky on an important mission
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18 Aug 2026