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The Politician by gooseberry (lesbinope) for Cumbersome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2024
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Cissamione AU. Narcissa Malfoy unwittingly becomes Hermione’s mentor in the political sphere of the Ministry.
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Sweet Mother I Cannot Weave by lesbinope for Cumbersome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2020
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Drawing of the woman yelling at cat meme but Fleur is holding turnips and Hermione is holding a knife, since it has fallen on me to defend the honor of a wonderful, perfectly fine, healthy, delicious, fibrous vegetable. This is a direct response to Much Ado Aboot Vegetables by Cumbersome, who is not a turnip but a wonderful, perfectly fine, healthy, delicious, fibrous human.
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The one where Bellatrix breaks out of Azkaban and Hermione is a divorced dad with totally reasonable trust issues.
A direct continuation of Blood Magic.
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- Part 2 of Blood Magic
Bookmarked by lesbinope
23 Sep 2026
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“Mom! Mommy! This is Miss Sachs!”
Emily stops in place, frowning.
“Well, where is-”
Then, a woman rises from behind the pile of folders.
“…she.”
Oh. Well. There she is.
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Emily meets Bronwyn's teacher with no untoward personal reaction whatsoever. And again. And again. And again.
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Bookmarked by lesbinope
29 Aug 2026
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Two girls and a witch walk into a cave...
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The ‘you promised me your firstborn in exchange for saving someone’s life but turns out you really suck at dating so I’m just gonna have to step in and help you get laid aren’t I’ witch au.
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28 Aug 2026
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Rita Skeeter gets sidetracked on her quest for revenge.
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25 Aug 2026
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When Andromeda invites everyone to a weekend in the Alps to celebrate Teddy's birthday, it sounds like a dream holiday. Only, there's a catch—the resort is in a magical dead zone where not even the simplest spells can be cast and everyone is encouraged to live like a Muggle for a day or two. Witch influencers swear by the detox of this latest wellness fad, and most people simply find it fun. Narcissa, however, is aghast that her magic has been taken, and Hermione feels it's nothing more than cultural appropriation. Bonded by indignation, the two women are determined to figure out how to get their magic back and turn the resort on its head.
Bookmarked by lesbinope
23 Aug 2026