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As predicted, Zoro scowled deeply—first at the chocolate, and then at Sanji. “Why the hell are you trying to feed me this shit, twirlybrows?” he demanded. “I already told you that chocolate is too damn sweet for me.”
“It’s not chocolate,” Sanji lied smoothly. “It’s cacao.”
In which Sanji realizes that Zoro doesn’t know what the difference between regular and dark chocolate is, decides he’s somehow going to humiliate him over it, and winds up in way over his head.
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Zoro notices that Sanji has a bad tendency to brush off any injuries that he doesn't gain during a fight. Then one night, he offers to help.
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23 Sep 2026
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Zoro gets overwhelmed during sex. Sanji has a solution.
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23 Sep 2026
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The middle's all a muddle got lost in the abyss by macabrekawaii
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
01 Jan 2024
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Sanji loses a drinking contest bet with Nami leading him to spend a day in one of Nami's dresses. Too bad our beloved ero-cook just can't help himself and ends up enjoying things a little too much and, er, soiling Nami's property and gets caught.
Nami has an easy solution--
“Sanji, you’re so pent up that you can’t help but ruin my clothes? Fine. Get fucked by Zoro. Zoro, fix his problem and I'll forget your debt.”Zoro doesn't need to be asked twice.
(this is sweeter and hornier than you could ever imagine)
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22 Sep 2026
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We could take our heads off, stay in bed by macabrekawaii
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2024
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An absolute 5+1 speedrun. Five times Zoro and Sanji fall asleep together + 1 time they do it on purpose.
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None Pizza With Ace Beef by Rough0perator for strawhatbougie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2025
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“‘Kay. Well, see ya’ blondie. Muscles,” he tips his cap in Zoro’s direction and turns to leave, heavy boots thudding loud down the narrow hallway of their apartment complex.
“Bye, pizza guy!” Sanji trills, way after the fact. Zoro shoots him a look. The shuffling footsteps stop and the man swings back inside the doorframe.
“Ace.”
The fucker winks.
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21 Sep 2026
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The sirens were different than what Robin’s books had said.
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18 Sep 2026
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17 Sep 2026
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“Hey there, handsome.”
The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”
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When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.
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15 Sep 2026
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“C’mere, idiot.”
“Excuse me?”
Zoro nods down at himself as if that makes things any clearer. “Put your precious hands in my haramaki. It’ll be warmer than whatever body heat your skinny ass has.”
Sanji has poor circulation. Zoro runs hotter than a volcano. It all balances out, in the end.
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After the events of Enies Lobby, Coby begs Garp to make a detour to Water 7. He honestly just wants to see Luffy, but when he arrives, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.
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03 Sep 2026
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“Anyway, I asked my followers what kind of content they wanna see and most of them answered that they wanna see me blindfolded and tied up, and I can’t really do that thing on my own, y’know?”
Zoro stops again because he’s not dumb. He can put two and two together. “Are you asking me for a collab?”
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25 Aug 2026
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His skin tingles with an unfamiliar sensation and he shifts, mind becoming more alert as he takes in his surroundings and the strange, lingering warmth on his arm. If he concentrates hard enough, he can feel the fading shape of long fingers pressed into his skin.
“Go back to sleep, stupid marimo,” he hears. Sanji is standing close by, pulling on the last of his clothes and straightening his tie. His voice is low in the softness of the early morning and Zoro grunts at the words.
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24 Aug 2026
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Luffy’s eyes are unfocused as he smiles at Sanji. Robin takes a measured sip of her coffee in the same amount of time it takes Luffy to bite clear through half of his sandwich.
Sanji swipes a few napkins off the table and sets about wiping crumbs from Luffy’s face. “I’m so sorry about him, Robin-chan.”
“It’s quite alright,” she says. And it is because there is something very sweet about the scene in front of her. Robin smiles. One out of seven lights click on.
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Luffy, Sanji, the Straw Hats, and how it takes time to notice the obvious.
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21 Aug 2026
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There's a saying in the north that goes if you are born in the cold, the cold stays in you.
(Zosan secret santa gift for sydneyxface)
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20 Aug 2026
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“What the fuck happened?”
“You forgot how to duck, dumbass.”
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20 Aug 2026
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In which Zoro gets dragged into shopping with Sanji, and ends up having to contend with how unreasonably hot his lover is with a sharp object in his hands.
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19 Aug 2026
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Franky was a very lucky man. He was lucky to be alive, to have built this beautiful ship, to have been invited to stay on it as its shipwright. But right now, Franky thought he was the luckiest man on the sea because of the view in front of him.
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19 Aug 2026
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Cinnamon, cloves, anise, cardamom, nutmeg. Black pepper, ginger and cayenne to balance. Too sweet and moss won’t like it- Sanji shook off the thought as he added spices and seeds to the bottom of the pot and placed it on the stove. Robin, this is for Robin, he reminded himself as the scent of toasted spice filled the galley.
The sound of the idiot swordsman’s distant grunting and puffing seemed inescapable as Sanji poured in the bottle of wine, quickly stirring as the alcohol hissed and steamed as it made contact with the hot surface. Perhaps the distraction was to blame for why he added the full bottle, rather than just the third or so he’d need to fill a thermos for Robin’s watch.
And if Sanji had selected one of his drier, more full-bodied blends rather than one of the sweeter reds he typically used for mulled wine, no one needed to know about it.
On two different snowy nights on the Grand Line, Sanji and Zoro force each other to keep warm.
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18 Aug 2026
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“Stay away from me,” Michael finally snaps, hands outstretched, the third time that David tries to grab him by the arm and pull him in.
David, who had been halfway through some sort of joke about something that happened at last night’s gig, pauses, and then drops his arms with a sigh. He looks disappointed, like Michael is being very boring.
“Michael, please,” He says, extending both hands palms-up, like a show of peace. “No one here is going to hurt you, we’re–”
“Not like that,” Michael groans, and scrubs his face with his hands. “I stink.”
David pauses, reassessing. And then slowly, he smiles.
“You what?”
“I smell, man,” Michael pushes himself up off the couch and takes a sharp step away from him. “You could have told me this was part of… all of this! I haven’t been able to shower in forever. I feel gross, I smell gross– I’m supposed to just live like this? Forever?”
“No, no,” David says, waving a hand lazily in the air. “Don’t worry. It’s an easy solution. Come on, I’ve got something that will help.”
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18 Aug 2026