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  1. Rec *

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    Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”

    Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.

    “What?”

    “Do you want me to commit a felony?”

    “I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”

    Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.

    “Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”

    Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Shane rolls his eyes while he types. You have the wrong number.

    Unknown: ok lol. wyd later

    Shane: Dude, knock it off. I’m not whoever you think I am.

    Unknown: then howd you know im a dude? if i am “stranger”...

    Shane braces one of his elbows on the doorframe. Trust me, I can tell. Hoping it’ll scare them off, he adds, I’m also a guy. Just FYI.

    But all they come back with is:

    Unknown: oh yea? r u hot?

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    15 Sep 2026

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    When Shane wakes up in the hospital after his appendix removal surgery, he is having some (temporary!) trouble remembering why there's a super hot fashion model sitting next to his bed.

    OR: The Happy!Amnesia one.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    “I have to go. Unlike you, I take this job seriously,” Shane says stiffly: “But this doesn’t end here, Rozanov.”

    The smirk on Rozanov’s face makes him want to crawl out of his skin: “Oh, wait, before you leave—one last thing.”

    Shane is already facing the doors, ready to leave, but he turns around one last time.

    “What?”

    The man looks amused: “Do you want to grab a drink after work?”

    “Oh, fuck off.”

    “Then back to my place, maybe?”

    Shane slams the office doors behind him as he exits. The entire floor stares at him as he angrily walks towards the elevators.

    Or the one where Shane Hollander is very good at his job.

    He’s less good at ignoring his CFO, the most insufferable man he’s ever met.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    “You should share your location with me,” is the first thing Ilya says when their next Facetime call connects.

    “Oh. Um. Why?” Shane did not think Ilya was going to glean any interesting information from that. Shane liked his routines, and his routines included his apartment, the Bell Centre, and his now rerouted running trail.

    “There is a man stalking you all over Montreal, in case you have forgotten.” Ilya arches an eyebrow, his mouth pinching unhappily at the corner.

    Or: Shane acquires a stalker from that night in Mexico. He tries to deal with it alone, until he no longer can.

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    06 Sep 2026