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He's whimpering so soft and sweet into Anton's neck. Shower sex is a rare and wonderful treat, brought on this morning by a last minute cancelling of Paul Baker's shift at Vladi's. Anton loves a lazy Sunday morning.
It's ruined by Issa coming into the bathroom. "Hey, Anton, just pissing!"
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Anton won't let his boundary-challenged roommates ruin his Sunday morning. Paul Baker is inclined to agree with him.
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Anton leans closer so no one around them will hear. "We didn't actually do it. I just wanted to get everyone off my back and prove that there are worse things than a dry spell."
"Oh, thank God," Paul Baker says.
Anton smiles a little. "Were you jealous, Paul Baker?"
"Yes." He's not ashamed to admit it, now that Anton is his.
Anton's smile turns sultry, and he leans in closer. "You know what this means, right?" He drags his fingers over Paul Baker's jaw. "You get to break my dry spell." Paul Baker's eyes widen at the prospect. He hadn't thought of that.
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5 times Paul Baker tries to break Anton's dry spell, and 1 time he succeeds
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Sanji looked over at him. "You're gay?"
"You got a problem with it, I'll stab you."
"No, no, no, I don't. Just didn't expect it from you." Sanji drained the last bit of his wine. "Top or bottom?" Zoro stomped his foot on top of Sanji's hard under the table. Sanji drew his leg up, body curling back. "Ow! I guess I deserved that."
Nami scrubbed a hand over her face. "Why do I go drinking with you guys?"
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Sanji gets drunk and says some things he probably shouldn't. Luffy sees this as a win.
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Looking Good, Legs by made_of_tea
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Apr 2026
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"You'd make a good housewife, legs," Zoro said, putting his empty glass back on the table.
Nami chuckled as Sanji turned red and said, "Househusband! And shut up!"
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5 times Zoro calls Sanji 'legs' in a poor attempt at flirting, and one time Sanji does something about it.
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Ilya Rozanov's Sex Ed Class by made_of_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Harris appeared in the doorway. "Troy said we're giving a dick-sucking talk?"
Ilya threw his hands out, exasperated. "We do not need every dick-sucker in the building to explain this."
"Maybe not, but I don't want to miss an Ilya Rozanov dick-sucking speech," Harris said, standing next to Troy.
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Ilya has become the go-to guy for sex advice. This time, everyone else joins in.
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A Locket With Her Picture Inside by made_of_tea
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