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    “No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”

    “Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.

    He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.

    “Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”

    “They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.

    (shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)

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    01 Aug 2026

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    After a year with the Bears, Ilya felt like he had a solid rotation in place. Svetlana, when she was in town, a med-student named Kelly who had a sex swing installed in her apartment, Heather, who liked to play hard to get but also had a robust collection of toys.

    And then there was Shane. And Shane's daughter.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    25 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    A collection of slice-of-life and missing moment microfics about our favorite rivals for the month of JULY. Each chapter is independent, regularly adding more microfics!

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Roz couldn’t take three hours off when he was in Boston to see Cliff, but somehow managed to kick off a whole ass friendship with his worst enemy when the guy lived two hours away? Make that make sense! As far as Cliff knew, Hollander didn’t even like any of the things that Roz liked – partying or clubbing or drinking. What did Hollander have that Cliff didn’t? Besides a second Cup? And several MVP awards? And multiple broken records?

    Oh god. Had Roz picked Hollander as his new best friend because he was better than Cliff at hockey?

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    Cliff is very proud to be Ilya Rozanov's best friend (or at least his best male friend). But then Ilya moves to Ottawa, dodges Cliff's attempts to hang out and, oh yeah, suddenly announces a close friendship with a guy he's hated for most of a decade. This would be much simpler to deal with if Cliff had any idea how to talk to Roz about feelings. Or how to talk about feelings at all.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
    He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-

    He needs to go.

    “I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.

    It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.

    “No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.

    It wheezes.

    (how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “You…wanted to see me?” He asks, barely resisting a wince at how awkwardly it comes out. “After yesterday-” He stops, swallows.

    Hollander makes a face–one of Ilya’s favorite faces, in fact–that says he’s a little embarrassed about what he’s about to say. Ilya feels his chest go a little tighter, wondering if Hollander has had time to reconsider, if he’d even planned to reach out after the game, apologize for spooking and running, ask to come ba-

    “Did something…happen yesterday?” Hollander asks.

    Ilya stares at him.

    (the accident that takes shane out for the season happens the day after the tuna meltdown) (...it also takes his memory of the tuna meltdown with it)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Shane’s mind was whirring: he needed to remember that Dillon was weaker on his left so Shane needed to make sure to guard him there. He needed to let Ilya kiss him in front of everyone. Haas was fast enough to fill gaps on the right, but he was also a little insecure sometimes so Shane needed to help bolster that. Shane was supposed to let Ilya hug him in front of everyone. If Ilya noticed Shane was freaking out, he didn’t say anything.

    Set at the beginning of pre-season practice during Shane's first season with the Ottawa Centaurs, this story explores Ilya and Shane's mental health struggles, the many changes happening in their relationship in the last few months, and the language barrier between them.

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    01 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 45

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    Ryan gasped and fell forward, catching himself with his hands on either side of Shane’s head. “That feels different.”

    Shane was glad he wasn’t the only one getting off on the novelty of simply being with someone else after years of tame monogamy. “Good?”

    “Yeah,” Ryan whispered.
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    These four have a mostly drama free partner swap adventure :3

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    01 Jun 2026

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Someone leaks the video of Shane going off on the metros. The internat reacts.

    *A sequal to a previous work but can absolutely be read as a stand alone*

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "Did any of you think for a single moment about the fact that Ilya is from fucking Russia?”

    The room was silent.

    “Huh? No? That’s weird. What, Wilson, you are telling me you wouldn’t share a secret that would endanger Roby’s life? How weird.”

    Shane looked around the room, staring each and every player in the eye. He was done being afraid; he was done being ashamed. They should be the ones cowering their gaze, not him."

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    Homophobia, Russia, fear, and everything in between.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    01 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 15

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    In a world where superpowers are as common as puberty, Shane Hollander was cursed with a power that makes him untouchable to anyone. He freezes everything he touches, there’s no solution.
    When star hockey player Ilya Rozanov gets sent to Ottawa’s team because of a scandal, Shane has no idea his favourite player will be the only one he can touch without tragic consequences.

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    Shane can't touch anyone without freezing them. Ilya is the exception.

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    01 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Ilya, baby—baby, what’s wrong?”

    Ilya squeezed his traitor eyes shut and swiped a rough hand over his face. There was some wetness sliding down his cheeks. Stupid tears.

    “Is nothing. Nothing wrong.”

    “Ilya. Tell me.”

    And he didn’t know what to tell, so he just told everything.
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    A collection of nonsequential scenes from/between the show and Hollanov books that I imagine didn't make the final cut, but that happened all the same.

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    01 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 87

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    “The best, ah?” Ilya said before thinking, with no plan, just the phrase ringing through his head.

    Shane laughed under him, but the sound didn't comfort him. “Yes, Rozanov, you’re the best I’ve ever had. Happy?”

    No, Ilya thought. Should have taken a beat to examine the next thought before letting it out of his mouth, but like a fucking idiot, he didn’t.

    “Maybe you should try it. Other guys."
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    Shane has never been with any other men before and suddenly, Ilya has... feelings.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane flailed a bit in the silence. He didn’t use to, because a prolonged silence between them used to mean the natural end of a chirp exchange, of a hookup, of a conversation. But this wasn’t an adrenaline-laced driveby on the ice, or a guarded fuck and goodnight. This was their relationship, and despite the leaps they’d made over the summer, it was becoming clear that it was still a fragile thing. One that needed to be nurtured.

    He pressed the heel of his palm over his eye, hoping it would help push back the anxiety. It didn’t, really. Maybe only one thing would.

    “I want to see you,” Shane said, and heard Ilya exhale three hundred miles away like he was releasing his own tension.

    “I want to see you, too,” he replied quietly.
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    Post-cottage pre-season 2017 and the calls are getting curt, so Shane fixes it in the only way he knows how.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    31 May 2026

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