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    The strings wrapped him in their web, starting from his chest and twisting and fluttering around him.

    There were friends at the ends of these strings, Mr. Spider had told him as a child. He just had to follow the strings where they lead.
    There were victims at the ends of these strings, The Mother had told him. They would be delicious.

    With curiosity, Jon reached out and let the bright red string curl around his finger freely. The most beautiful, he thought. It tightened around him. In response, Jon gave it a gentle tug.

    Instantly, his vision was overtaken.

    Tea, made perfectly with milk and a dash of sugar and a lot of love. A deep, deep loneliness. A lie on a resume. White fog, dusty shelves full of documents, a sound like wet pasta. Fear, fear, fear. Jon’s face, all eight of his eyes open, gazing sharply at something behind him.

    Love, love, love. So much love.

    A gunshot.

    “Martin!” Jon gasped, coming to. “Who the hell is Martin?”

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    Jon doesn't escape Mr. Spider, and becomes a child avatar of the Web. This changes some things, but not others.

    Now complete!

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    10 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Jon was already moving forward. There was enough light to see—just—but as he knelt down, he clicked on the tiny pocket torch he carried most of the time these days anyway. The beam of light caught on two pairs of eyes that flashed like sparks in the dim light. As he had suspected, those eyes belonged to a pair of very small kittens.

    “Hello, there,” he said, keeping his voice as gentle as possible. “Did your mummy put you here for safekeeping?”

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    07 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Jon gets a little too drunk after a holiday party and starts saying nice things to Martin.

    (It's really soft and sweet and just makes my heart happy okay. That's all lol)
    ((also Tim is here and is being Tim. so. enjoy!))

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    07 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Mid argument, season 1 Jon and Martin get their memories back.
    Fluffy, a little angsty, and overall amusing chaos ensues.

    Somewhat based on that one tumblr post lol -
    https://www.tumblr.com/pap-da-coconut/676270239980339200?source=share

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    06 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    (The moment Jon starts to fall for Martin)

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    Martin had been through too much. Seen true horrors, encountered something genuinely threatening to his safety, and he’d survived it. And in the end of it all, he’d filled a jar with parasitic terror worms just to prove to *him* that it was real. To prove to Jon that he’d actually been in danger. 

    He…needed to make sure that never happened again. Martin was his subordinate, his colleague, someone he was responsible for. And more than that…he was someone he…someone who looked at him, openly and with hope, even when he offered nothing back but acrid comments and sharp tones. Someone who wanted to prove to him just how real his terror had been. Someone he, for some godforsaken reason, valued the opinion and support of. Who he trusted, in some unfathomable way.

    He needed to be someone who could make sure that, at the end of it, Martin would not be alone with another terror that sought to destroy him. He wouldn’t have to worry about proving his suffering. And if that meant something as simple as staying the night in his office, close enough for Martin to call for if something went wrong, then...well, who would he be to refuse that?

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    06 Sep 2026