munchmulch
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Creative Writing for Creative Children and Panicked Nannies by munchmulch for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jan 2024
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Unsurprisingly, it only takes a few moments for pounding feet to be heard from the hall before a harried looking man skids to the entrance of the room, halting with a jerk before actually stepping in. “Adam! You can’t just run off like that! I told you that they’re not going to want a bloo—“ he cuts himself off with a strangled sound, “blasted adult sitting in on a club!”
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Aziraphale is as prepared for the new school year as he can be-- what he's not prepared for is an awkward man in sunglasses who's about to pull Aziraphale into not only his own life, but the lives of Aziraphale's students.
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Book review podcast for the Discworld books.
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- Part 1 of Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild
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Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild: Good Omens by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2022
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Good Omens book review and discussion
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- Part 2 of Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild
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On The Habits Of Vampires And Retired Goths by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jan 2022
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“That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.
“Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”
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The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.
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In The Beginning: Cain and Abel by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2021
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"Now, surely we can be reasonable!"
The post-fetal human continues to scream from the pile of furs they've been placed in.
"My dear, I do realize this all must be terribly confusing. You should have seen me on my creation day! Completely bamboozled, if I had been created with as little control of my physical form as you I am quite sure that I would have wanted to scream too." The human continues to shriek and Aziraphale feels their own eyes stinging as they wring their hands uselessly. They thought that they’d be able to do this. With a final sniff they come to the gloomy conclusion that they need to bring out the big guns. “Craaaaaaaaaawly!”
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- Part 2 of the beginning, the middle, the end
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Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild by munchmulch
Fandom Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2023
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the beginning, the middle, the end by munchmulch
Fandom Christian Bible (Old Testament), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Hebrew Bible, The Book of Genesis
25 Dec 2021
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If Crowley and Aziraphale had both lived with Adam and Eve in the beginning.
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It wasn't Aziraphale's fault that he'd fallen behind, the slip down the rocks had jarred his knee badly and running had been almost impossible afterwards. Abandoned in a dark cave, he has no choice but to accompany the creature who lives within its depths deeper inside.
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
21 Sep 2026
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The Ineffable Alliance by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
22 Sep 2026
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The war left them both with scars they never show anyone — and a secret neither knows they share: eight years ago, a dying boy in a frozen ditch, and the stranger who pulled him out.
Now the Grey is eating both kingdoms, a dead witch's prophecy demands a wedding, and Prince Aziraphale of Aurelia is to marry Prince Crowley of Nocterra — an alpha to an alpha, a lily to a serpent, two princes who have never once let anyone close enough to learn the shape of them.
They have five months until Midsummer.
"When the lily shall wed the serpent, and two alphas learn to share one throne, the End shall lose its horses and be obliged to go on foot." — Agnes Nutter, The Nice and Accurate Prophecies
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- Part 10 of Ineffable Them
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
16 Sep 2026
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Izzy has been abducted, and is being tortured for information on Blackbeard and The Gentleman Pirate's whereabouts. Despite being in a relationship with the two of them, he's certain no one is coming to rescue him. Through his dark musings, he's determined not to break.
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23 Aug 2026
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Broken Piece of Paradise by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Dec 2025
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The terms Barish-Estranza gives the lost colony are simple. Unconditional surrender, sign indenture paperwork for every adult and child, or they will eliminate all dissidents on record using a Combat SecUnit, and the killing will continue until they get their way.
The people of Esperia have no idea what that is. Barish-Estranza has technology that they have never seen. But they know they have to save the children. They pack the colony's children onto their one functioning ship, the Horizon, along with teachers and a barely adequate crew, and send them toward the wormhole that may lead back to the world that the Esperian colonists originally came from.
Barish-Estranza doesn't want to admit it, but they're unexpectedly missing their best threat.
And, onboard the Horizon, a child tells his teacher that there's a mysterious person in the machine closet…
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- Part 1 of Paradise
Bookmarked by munchmulch
30 Dec 2025
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The Fairest Demon in All the Land by The_Rogue_Bard for Assorted_chaos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2025
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“You’re bruised up badly,” the soft, blonde knight said with concern in his tone. “I thought it was just from whatever wiles you get up to in that ridiculous Black Knight armour of yours, but… Crowley, is that blood?!”
A tentative finger dabbed at something wet on Crowley’s forehead, who immediately decided that being held was definitely not nice and he didn’t like it at all. Nuh-uh. “OUCH! Who is Crowley?” he hissed through the pain.
“You are!” The knight was starting to sound panicky.
“Oh,” Crowley answered. He needed to let that sink in for a second. ‘Crowley’. He didn’t remember being called Crowley. Surely he’d remember that, right? “That doesn’t sound very angelic, does it?”
“It-,” the knight cut himself off while something akin to horror flashed over his features. “Why would it sound angelic, Crowley?!”
Aziraphale finds Crowley injured and trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven. So Aziraphale tries to keep Crowley safe on Earth while they jog his memory.
Previously titled "A Tower of Our Memories"
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
15 Oct 2025