14 Bookmarks by muttersofverbalirony
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Arise, my love, and come away by mad_herring for zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
04 Sep 2026
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'Not your fault, Doc. I’ve always been a bad sleeper. Used to drive Renée crazy.’
‘I’m sure finding out your town was full of monsters didn’t help, though,’ Carlisle murmured. He was looking down at his hands, folded neatly on the table in front of him. As if he wanted to keep them in sight.
‘Carlisle,’ Charlie said, putting his pen down. ‘There’s someone sitting in that building over there, right now, selling addictive painkillers to anyone with enough cash. Monsters existed in my town a long time before you showed up. Besides, someone’s got to keep the deer population down.’
In which Carlisle grapples with shame, Charlie grapples with some very human monsters, and both of them grapple with the horror of having to take days off work.
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- English
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- 28,715
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 162
- Kudos:
- 1,025
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- 218
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Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
08 Sep 2026
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“It’s been five months… And I have come close to ruining it at least three times because I’m an absolute idiot.” – Galen, Paladin’s Hope
This is one of those times.
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20 Aug 2026
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On July 4, 2018, Ilya announces to the world that he has already played his last home game on Boston Raider ice. He's an Ottawa Centaur now, for better or for worse.
Most all of Boston Twitter agrees it's for worse.
Shane Hollander, watching alone on his couch at the cottage that Ilya just left a few days ago, knows it's for the better. And he thinks he knows that Ilya thinks it's for the better too, that Ilya's excited for the move, excited to be closer to Shane. It's just hard to remember that when Ilya looks so distracted and sad in the wake of the news breaking.
But one day, Shane's going to promise this man that he'll be there for him through better or worse, so he may as well start practicing now.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,281
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 279
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- 7,824
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- 85,997
Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
03 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 7 of my heated rivalry fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,008
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 3,696
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- 60,396
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03 Feb 2026
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"Please text!"
David and Yuna coming over for dinner after Shane and Ilya's visit. Ilya gets to know Shane's parents and realizes just how much he loves being a part of a family.
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09 Jan 2026
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Following Tremblay's election, Thomas Lawrence is forced to resign and ends up in a refugee camp in Jordan, working side by side with Cardinal Vincent Benítez.
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- Part 1 of Volo ut sis
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,643
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 671
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- 2,854
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- 555
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09 May 2025
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Cut On The Crease by Anhedonia__mayhavelived
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
02 Oct 2024
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Ponyboy Curtis hasn’t been home since he was 16 years old, it isn’t even home anymore for him.
Home is a small apartment in New York City where his cat, Gatsby, lives with him. It’s walking distance from his favorite coffee shop and the office he works at with Mac Grayson.
Home is also far away from Tulsa, and he is glad for it.
But when his past pulls him back without warning, he’s forced to face everything he thought he’d left behind. Everyone he left behind. Even worse, theres a killer on the loose and no one can seem to figure out who it is or who’s next.
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- English
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- 125,740
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 184
- Kudos:
- 551
- Bookmarks:
- 148
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05 May 2025
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the constancy of us by Anonymous
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
22 Nov 2022
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The idea of a place that makes everyone magically have sex was funny enough as a teenager, but as an adult with taxes to pay and apprentices to shoo out of his room, Olruggio is decidedly less than enthused when he hears a landslide opened up a magical cave that apparently just does that.
But that doesn’t mean he’s going to let Qifrey investigate it by himself, or, even worse, with someone else.
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- English
- Words:
- 12,167
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 236
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- 3,435
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- 558
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- 33,348
Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
10 Jul 2024
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I know the tags warned me…. And it’s still incredible… and I’m so sad!! Amazing writing!
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This whole thing feels so weird, like they're betraying some clause of the homosocial bro code that says it's only for fun, you can't actually be gay, like they're letting someone down. But on the other hand, being with each other is the most natural thing they've ever done. Like a chemical reaction, or two halves of something whole, or one of those hand puzzles where the two pieces of metal are all twisted around each other, or the logical and satisfying conclusion of a really good book.
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- English
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- 9,752
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- 1/1
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- 168
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- 27,545
Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
27 Jun 2016
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Porthos is trying not to burn pasta sauce when he hears his laptop dinging in the living room. He jerks in surprise, and sauce slops over the side of the pan onto the burner. Right away, it sizzles and starts to smoke, but Porthos barely notices. His heart's somewhere up in his throat. Only one person would be Skyping him unannounced at nine at night, and that would be someone nine and a half hours ahead of him with an unpredictable schedule.
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Three soldiers over thirteen years.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,239
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 241
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- Bookmarks:
- 270
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- 16,239
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08 May 2016
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Yamaguchi was far less nervous in practice than any games, and he’d gotten far more skilled at serving in a few short months, so Tsukishima was utterly unprepared for the feeling of a volleyball slamming into the back of his head.
There was a beat of silence.
The ball had enough of an angle to bounce off his head and over to the other side of the net, landing neatly in front of a stunned Sugawara.
(( or: Ennoshita plots for the future, Suga wants to mess around and is intent on dragging everyone down to his level, Noya tries to become a spiker, Kiyoko is a good senpai, Yamaguchi cries, and Tsukishima wonders if he's been dropped off in the Twilight Zone without his notice ))
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- English
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- 9,138
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 65
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- 2,454
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- 446
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- 20,039
Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
17 Mar 2016
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Hinata is loud. Hinata is annoying. Hinata is also passionate and sunny and bright, and so full of joyful energy that he brings out the best in everyone around him, even if they occasionally want to slap his head to make him shut up for awhile. When a split second of violence threatens to take all of this away, Karasuno responds with a fury.
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- Part 1 of Split Second
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 122,308
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,241
- Kudos:
- 7,395
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- 1,771
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- 190,269
Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
13 Mar 2016
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national hot dad alliance is now calling... by dicaeopolis, owlinaminor
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
12 Feb 2016
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Sawamura Daichi: What the fuck.
(Or, the captains' squad interactions that definitely happen outside of canon, presented in Skype chat form.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,220
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 29
- Comments:
- 2,589
- Kudos:
- 18,897
- Bookmarks:
- 5,357
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- 400,998
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20 Feb 2016
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we keep living anyway by QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Daredevil (TV)
20 Oct 2017
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A. HAM:
look all im saying is
trump can SHOVE his million dollars and his anti-immigration stance up his crusty ass
if it wasnt for me he wouldnt even HAVE those million dollarsKAREN:
oh my god, did you fight him???
ALEXANDER.or: Alexander Hamilton gets a life, gets a job, and, along with Karen Page, gets a clue about Matt Murdock's secret night-life. feat: everything else that happens in between.
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- Part 1 of city of the future (or: the hamdevil au)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,794
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Comments:
- 823
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- 2,177
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Bookmarked by muttersofverbalirony
14 Jan 2016